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That feeling when you wake up in the middle of the night and you get out of bed and trip on something so you turn on a light and you see the floor is covered with turnips because you are a somnambulant turnip thief.

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Athena Parella, “Quiet House”
graphite on paper, 2024
This whole series is so goddamn funny
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

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Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs
Post made by sea spiders
bull in a china shop
Watching these bloopers from the 1940s is surreal. Like I guess logically I had to know on some level that they made mistakes? But seeing it is something else 😂
Humans really have always been people.
i've never seen most of these before! always love finding new old bloopers.
NO FEAR. The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best
(source)
hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because
I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond
and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post
so, to recap
no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however
yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked
Tim curry, conspicuously only visible above the waist: totally not a muppet guys, but dont tell kermit i porked his wife

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Literally what did olivia laing say about loneliness leading to more loneliness. Loneliness being so repulsive that people sense it from you and stay away. Crazy crazy
Furthermore:
a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.
i have been looking for this picture for YEARS and it’s finally back on my dash….wow
This photograph predates 9/11.
just throwing this out there
Thought that post was cute so i drew it

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Oh huh! I hadn't realized I didn't post this one here on Tumblr! I finished this study in early March and have plans to have it be one of 3 pieces to go together 🙂↕️
[ID: Digital painting of Sherlock Holmes and Toby the dog, a study of Leyendecker's "Man with a dog" (1909) for Collier's Weekly. Holmes is in his coat, striped pants, top hat and grey scarf, Toby following a trace by his side. They are painted mid-motion. /end ID]
May I present: The Lemony Snicket Test
if you answer “no” to these questions you’re doing a lot better than Lemony Snicket
Are you currently hanging off the outside of a moving train?
Are you retelling the story of your ex girlfriend’s three children being chased by a really misunderstood theater kid who also happened to be your best childhood friend and your sister’s lover?
Are you currently on the lamb?
if you answered “yes” to any of these questions, I highly recommend you seek help.