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Stargate SG-1 text posts, a little extra spicy round 🌀🌶️

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Favourite Stargate SG-1 Episodes ↳ The Ties That Bind (Season 09, Episode 04)
Pick a Stargate scenario where either/both the pairing or the fanfic trope is a little odd...
Ford/Ronon There's only one bed
Jacob Carter/Hammond Highschool AU
Jack/Woolsey Love potion
Rush/Maybourne Coffeeshop AU
Sam/Teal'c Genderswap 1940s AU
Jack/Thor Mpreg. Who's pregnant is up to you
Zelenka/Rodney Hanahaki disease
Daniel/Harlan Fake dating
John/Todd College professors AU
Sam/Vala Lord of the Rings AU
Spader!Daniel/Shanks!Daniel Omegaverse
Ba'al/Apophis My Little Pony AU
I feel like Todd would have lost his mind if he saw Sheppard like that. Theres do much they would have done with this. I'd love to know how Todd would react.
T: Sheppard? What has happened to you?
J: *intense blank stare*
T: Well…I find this version of you unexpectedly delightful.”
J: *his pupils slowly turning into two small slits*
T: *smirking* and very easy on the eyes too
You need to get out of a room, but the door is jammed at knee height. How are you exiting (SG-1 edition)?
Jack & Sam: Hands & knees. Boringly efficient.
Jacob: Tactical roll. Unnecessary, but cool.
Daniel: Upside-down beetle crawl.

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I miss him terribly
Firefly 1x01
The retrospective podcast will look back on Stargate SG-1 and feature conversations with the show’s cast and crew, untold stories from production, commentary on episodes beginning with the original pilot, and an occasional guest from outside the Stargate world. The team is aiming to begin in mid-October, with a release schedule to be decided in part by viewer interest.
“I’m going to break the mold here and … be the first one of the original cast to do the Stargate rewatch podcast,” Shanks said. “David [Read] is going to produce it and be part of it, and we’re going to get guests for every episode of SG-1. If it carries on, we’ll do Atlantis and we’ll do Universe.”
(Read the entire article at GateWorld)
It's a fully functional Stargate now, McKay. Enjoy! AKA: I'm fully convinced that the prank wars between the members of AR-1 are pure madness.
Bonus crappy panel:
some absolutely insane samjack moments from the first 4 atlantis legacy novels. i can't believe they got away with this
not pictured: the time sam said she'd been engaged 3 times (jonas, pete, and a mysterious third man....hm..)

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This cap is just too damn cute
trying to find a fic:
it’s mcshep, written as a series of vignettes that details a separate AU/fix-it scenario for each episode where they end up getting together in that ep
i feel like it was called something like “it could have happened…”
any help would be appreciated <3
it could've started like this...
incredible series!!!!
great series by @dedkake with accompanying podfics too!
ooh good to know!!!
trying to find a fic:
it’s mcshep, written as a series of vignettes that details a separate AU/fix-it scenario for each episode where they end up getting together in that ep
i feel like it was called something like “it could have happened…”
any help would be appreciated <3
it could've started like this...
incredible series!!!!
thank you!!! <3 y’all are the best
A rating of Stargate's Goa'uld System Lords based on how much cunt they serve.
Apophis
10/10 serves cunt all day. The OG cunt.
Sokar
Look, it's 90s Voldemort. He's a huge cunt. 9/10.
Seth
Is pretty cunty but also kind of a Chad, so, 6/10.
Anubis
20/10. Can only dream of (d)evolving until I serve this much cunt.
Tanith
I think he's not a system lord technically but whatevs. Serves a ton of cunt. Is British so extra cunty. Evil but also kinda cute? I mean if I had to bring a Goa'uld to prom I would bring this guy I guess. 9/10.
Osiris
Also British and also very cunty. She's also sorta trans, though tbh it sounds like most of the Goa'uld are which is pretty cool. Daniel's other ill-fated Goa'uld'd girlfriend. (Jack got Goa'uld'd too. Hell they all did. Yet somehow it never happened to Daniel, he just died every other possible way.)
She serves more cunt in her scenes than she does in this photo. I'd bring her to the prom but she'd probably kick my ass. 8/10.
Nirrti
Who is this actress she's beautiful. Oh yeah. Nirrti's a huge cunt. 9/10.
Heru'ur
I don't remember this guy very well but I'm giving him 9/10 based on the cunt he serves in this picture alone.
Cronus
Looks like an extra from Lord of the Rings. In the show he's pretty cunty cause they all are but I'm still giving him 4/10.
Ba'al
Ohhh lord. Huge cunt. Why does he have to be hot (he tortured Jack :( ). I should probably start reading fanfic about him. Total bastard but then later comic relief, for some reason. 11/10.
Yu
This is not his cuntiest photo. I picked it cause of slave!Daniel in the background. The disproportion of POC bad guys in Stargate is pretty racist. Yu served all the cunt he could under the circumstances and I find that it was quite a bit of cunt. 8/10.
Ra
Is maybe 12, but you gotta start serving cunt out of the womb if you wanna get anywhere in life. The first Goa'uld we ever meet, from the '94 movie. 7/10. (If I could put James Spader on the list he would be 10/10 that bitch is always serving full cunt. He and Shanks should have had a cunt-off.)
Not included: Hathor for reasons, others cause these are the cunts I like.
(p.s. What other Stargate lists should I make?)

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The 2026 Gender Census is now open!
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The 13th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th August 2026.
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The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.
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