STARGATE Atlantis hyperfixation

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Rodney's too immature to deserve anyone on the show (ehm, Keller) especially to be dating Sheppard. My boy can't handle all that. He can't even handle acting normal when straight.

And another thing. TODD. There's just too much potential not to be explored. Not even mentioning they have the same name. Guide…Sheppard. Please. They are basically already married.

Also. I'm gonna just leave this here...

But to be fair. All he needed to do was probably just lift up his shirt so.

Also just sounds like a goofy ep. Sheppard's team notices wraith acting weird and making comments how freaky that is. Just all of them being super confused and uncomfortable xd.

Sheppard telling off some wraith that would get too "up close and personal" with something like "sorry, you'r not my type."

It could have honestly been just an episode without Sheppard's team all together. Just one hive and one Ha’tak randomly crossing paths, not knowing about each other's existence till then. The Goa'uld man in charge making fun of the queen for being a woman in charge. Making her completely humble him and being like “you know what. I'm blowing up your pathetic little ship and taking your bitches, how bout that?”

Meanwhile the male wraith just watching like "you tell them mommy"

Male wraith doing a little courting dance for their queens, or other males. Full on shit like this. The idea if frying me everytime I imagine it 😭

I genuetly don't understand how else wanted the writters me to read their relationship other then "yeah, we fuck on the low" 😭

One female for a hive of thousand of male wraith. Todd in the book beying weirded out by Teyla even sugesting he might take adventage of them sleeping in one bed. Explaining that a male wraith would never touch a woman without her consent. But there are often "insidents" between males on the hive. And ESPECIALLY considering they are natíraly wired to be aroused and controlled by the Queens hivemind no matter what. Not much of a voice there. And that one book scene where was heavily emplied that Kenny just interupted Todd from having a "fun time" with one of his men.

Like WHY else would they specify the guys hair was in a messy pony tail like bruh 😭

(also for the Queens...one of them having a female human pet with VERY seemingly sugestive looks they were giving eachother. Especially the human. Looking up and down and everything 😛)

But I mean...both. both is good 🩷💜💙

I feel like it would have been so interesting if Sheppard turned into a wraith instead of that...bug thing. Like over the course of a few episodes, the show gradually dropping little hits with him doing some freaky wraith stuff, which he'd be super embarrassed about. Also being on a mission with Todd ones he'd be fully turned wraith, trying to turn him human again. And maybe Todd being a bit too distracted by John's new wraith-like manners.

John: Okay, we're here. Now which way to the labs?

Todd: