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she man door on my hand hook till I car door

Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this tavern called Skullbreaker. All the ales are like 9 gold coins and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of foul sigils everywhere that say Be A Spiteful Cur and Me Gusta Beheadings. a racist gay couple from Cimmeria owns it. It used to be a bandit camp

God it’s been around two and a half years since castle nathria yet Denathrius still graduated with a bachelors of cunt with a major in motherology from the university of servington

Four and a half years

Six

Intelligent alien species based on bugs but specifically those moths that don’t have mouths and only live for a week after they pupate. This species’ whole conscious life is actually in the larval phase; larvae are the ones considered people, larvae are the ones with conscious and complex brains who build society, and each instar of the larva is treated as a different phase of life. Larvae become emotionally and socially and cognitively mature without ever becoming sexually mature. When they pupate, they metamorphose into something different and strange and close to mindless, with no mouth and no digestive system, whose only instincts are to mate and then quickly die. Metamorphosis is treated, functionally, like a person’s death, and the imago phase is a kind of proto-afterlife of majestic flight and the continuation of the species. Birth and death inextricably intertwined. Sex is not something people do during their lives, it’s a thing that is done as an imago after you’ve passed on from your life but before you return to the soil in death. Resultant eggs are collected by family members to raise. I think this would be fun.

Love that everyone is like "I'm begging you to name it just SOMETHING else, or you're never going to find it again" and like babes when I'm done with it I never look for it again

god forbid i do anything for posterity..... i do it all for posterity.

Shut the hell up Sasuke go get railed by that other blond twink

you and the best buy tech guy i pay to go through generations of untitled docs and aksjsnamssksk to catalogue and archive the uchiha stone tablet hard drives can go to hell actually !

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

I think if we all start posting nipples at once they won't be able to stop all of us. and by they I don't just mean tumblr staff I'm referring to the entire world. I think the nipple is a very destigmatizable body part and I expect/demand it to be a normal thing within my lifetime. the fear of nipples is so weird and archaic, it's a body part dude