do not mire yourself in pointless revolt

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

second rule is to start being something else

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

they should make a new type of like button called the sad like for when your mutual is suffering agonies

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

they should pay girls $1000/hr to jack off in bed all day

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?