Why am I here?

so bECAUSE OF THE HARDLAUNCH I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID DAN AND PHIL AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “THEY HARDLAUNCHED?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DAN AND PHIL UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

How are you supposed to be a Dan and Phil fan without the elephant, where do we put the elephant now, the elephant is irrelevant the elephant is fucked.

dan trying to publicly apologize to phil and phil immediately shutting it down and telling him there is nothing for him to forgive dan for........i dont have time to get into all that

dnp should win an award for most emotionally complex podcast announcement ever

It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

Hey so shits bad again... and also my art skills have generally improved :)

I don't have a massive audience but help a brother out if you're interested