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every moment of this was baffling and jaw-dropping. truly, this is tumblr discourse at its peak

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

everyone say green

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

gay jerking off used to be fun when you needed to savor the memory of the mannequin in the underwear isle with the huge bulge, now you can just go on your phone and watch people have sex. lame

can I live my life

image description: text in the op next to a pic of rene descartes, whose face + haircut sort of looks like op's icon, a pic in which the dark shadow from his hoodie frames his face /end description