Hiii

finally with the world cup done we can all go back to rewatching super supernatural

like misha collins in season 4 was making too much eye contact or not enough eye contact, wasn’t blinking and stood too close to the person he was shooting the scene with (which happened to be jensen ackles for most of the early episodes) because he was trying to portray an ancient cosmic entity the size of the chrysler building who is beyond human comprehension and possessing a human body for presumably the first time. it wasn’t meant to be gay necessarily, it was supposed to be a creature not quite grasping the subtleties of human interaction and it read as gay because that’s what happens when you stand so close you can track pupil dilation. jensen ackles, however, responded to this acting choice by nervously licking his lips and staring at his coworker’s mouth and swallowing a lot and there is no excuse for this because both he and dean winchester are human beings who know what a boner is. no excuse.

everyone on this post who is like hashtag heller queen jackles this is proof of the jackles longcon has fundamentally misunderstood me. the point is that misha collins was the only one making conscious acting decisions here. jensen was, at best, being puppeteered by a repressed bisexual ghost named dean. at worst he was extremely bad at acting intimidated and just came across as uncomfortably horny the entire time. either way the end result is the same

The angel is pretty

have i ever talked about dean djinn dream where cas has a wife

this was NOT my idea it's from the depths of my groupchat. if one of you guys remembers who came up with it shout out. but i think of it like constantly

anyway in like season fifteen dean's djinn dream would absolutely be that cas and sam are both married, and they both live in the bunker with their wives, who dean picked for them. and dean gets to micromanage their relationships with these women and also be the head of household and also cook dinner every night which everyone eats. and he gets to send them off to their rooms with a wink and a "you be safe now, kids" because he knows they are fucking. and then he can go back to his room and think about how awesome it is that he found cas a girl who can sexually satisfy him (because obviously cas has a big sexual appetite, i mean, look at him) and how it's cool that you can tell cas is well fucked every morning. and then he doesn't jerk off about it because at this point he hasn't jerked off in like five years. just straight up walks it off, goes to sleep rock hard

in my heart i believe jensen ackles learned about omegaverse and has been under the impression he was the alpha ever since

the thing is when people say a specific fanfic trope comes from supernatural they usually mean "it was invented by the supernatural fandom in a fanfic". on the other hand, when people say a specific fanfic trope comes from star trek, they mean "it was the plot of at least one star trek episode"

Star Trek Tropes & Genres vs Supernatural Tropes & Genres on Fanlore

the thing about Dean is that he would not wear a french maid outfit but. he would hang a french maid pinup in the kitchen. and he would zone out staring at it every time he washed the dishes.