greedy little homosexual

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

When people bitch and moan that conservative comedians are getting “cancelled” I want to grab them by the throat and scream at them that the Director of The Matrix One of The Most Successful Action Movies Of All Time can’t get funds for another movie because she’s transgender.

rpf stand for real people fucked

WAIT! itstands for Real Precious Friends

looove when a fic gives randy some kind of permanent damage from getting shot in his shoulder.... even better if he struggles to use his arm because of it and benson notices and lashes out because he doesn't like the physical reminder that he did something that hurt randy

careless whisper has never been a joke to me and it shouldn't be a joke to you either. george michael is the most serious thing in the world

nine inch noah: i want to fuck you like two of every animal

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

Had an abortion and the planned parenthood staff brought out a sombrero and a fried ice cream w a sparkler in it and sang a song about how I shouldn’t feel bad because the baby was ugly

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.