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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
RMH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Mike Driver
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there is nothing more chic in the world right now than a song that’s over 8 minutes long

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he was NOT letting that boy out of his sight
i think the only evidence of shane and ilyas marriage when they’re on the cens is one micced clip where ilyas skates up to shane with his hand about to rest on his waist and shane says with completely flat affect “get your hands off me you pervert” and ilya bark laughs back at him as shane skates away
It’s time for YOU to listen to me.
chiikawa...

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Cityrumble Returns Final: Chicago vs. New Orleans
Chicago
New Orleans
Calling all chicago mutuals use your ultimate powers to unite against the idealized jpeg of new orleans. go my warriors
CHICAGO PROPAGANDA:
BASICALLY a coastal town. but instead of being on the ocean, it's one of the largest lakes in the world... a lake so large it has weather patterns more similar to an ocean than a lake. you can't even see the other side! this is so cool! a very unique ecosystem!!
2. home to some of the ABSOLUTE BEST museums in the country... my personal favorite is the museum of science and industry, where they have such permanent exhibits as the agricultural exhibit, featuring live hatching of chicks!
3. chicago also has the field museum, where you can see SUE the t-rex: the most completed t-rex skeleton to date (90%)!!!
4. chicago also has some of the BEST public transit in the country!
listen, NOLA is lovely, and i can't say i fault anyone for voting that way........ but GET CHICAGO PILLED NOW. it's an incredible and beautiful city that's home to some of the most culturally rich communities in the country...
VOTE CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*finishes a movie* that was awesome. i cant wait to see what 2-3 middle-aged dudes from milwaukee that people write rpf about had to say about it. i hope they like it
theyre having middle-aged gay sex instead of talking about the movie again. damn it
HAS YOUR GENERAL MANAGER PLANNED A THREE+ YEAR LONG PROCESS TO FUCK OVER THE ORGANIZATION OF THE KID THAT REFUSED TO PLAY FOR YOUR TEAM?
i kid you not this offer sheet is a long time fucking coming and danny was sitting there watching the dominos perfectly fall into place before handing that paper to leo carlsson.
catalyst may 2023: c*tter refuses to sign with the flyers
domino zero, september 2023: the flyers hire bob murray to the front office. murray worked for the ducks from 2005-2021, was gm since 2008.
domino one, january 2024: c*tter and jamie trade. danny had his eye on trevor since then, too
domino two, june 2025: trevor trade. let me take this "problem player" off your hands, ok? look, this is also in consideration of the c*tter trade, so it's fine that our return is low, right? now you don't have to deal with him anymore :)
domino three, entirety of the 2025-26 season: verbeek does not sign his star, pending rfas (carlsson and mintyukov) before july first. bedard, fantilli are not signed either. the rfa contract slate is completely blank. danny has a time crunch, but the stage is his.
domino four, june 2026: mason mctavish gets traded. another moment that cements verbeek as someone who will throw out young players if they underperform. you don't think all the young guys aren't seeing this trend? zegras drysdale mctavish used to be the gauthier sennecke carlsson, in a way.
domino five, june 2026: vladar and foerster contracts get squared away. they both agree to lower aav, but longer term. saves the flyers a couple million they need to add extra spice to the offer sheet.
domino six, unspecified time: jamie and trevor do not fuck with the ducks. danny does not need to worry about them signing an offer sheet from the hands of pat verbeek. we know about trevor for sure, but i would bet everything that jamie hates his ass just as much, perhaps even more. he's just quiet about it.
domino seven, unspecified time: trevor is good friends with leo carlsson.
domino eight, june 2026: the ducks ship out so many players. they prepared for the young stars to come off their rfas and had contracts going accordingly like gudas, carlson etc. it was all too predictable and thus all too easy to throw a wrench in their cap allotment plans.
domino nine, june 2026: the random usamerican captain exodus is enough to cover the rumor headlines. and a good excuse on why trevor zegras' contract is taking long.
domino ten, june 2026: the rumor seeds danny let spread for a little bit about carlsson getting offer sheeted reached verbeek and annoyed him enough to make a statement about it. now danny gets to really play his bluff.
domino eleven, july 2026: other teams do not have the cap space or cap freedom to beat the offer sheet the flyers handed carlsson. it's a no brainer for him to sign this. and it's built perfectly to piss the sameuli's off, because of bob murray
domino twelve, july 2026: carlsson signs the offer sheet.
danny briere was a man who played for the flyers for six years. he met the love of his life there. he saw the extreme highs and lows of 2010's flyers hockey. the organization the city the fans whatever it was, was so enthralling he returned to work in the flyers front office. he was directly a part of the front office that was involved in the c*tter debacle. the fact that we assumed he kept it strictly business was an error on our end. what's the quote, revenge is a dish best served cold?
nobody's doing it like tk
Travis Konecny & Do It Like This - Daphne Willis
one thing about sports rpf that sets it apart is that these aren't about supernaturally beautiful people like actors and musicians and kpop idols are which is practically a criteria for any media facing job; made to be aesthetically beautiful and trained to be charismatic. athletes are often charisma vacuums because they start so young and are hyperfixated on their sport and have no personality beyond it. most of them are actually quite plain looking. there's some notable exceptions of genuinely stunning face cards but most are pretty average and the ones that are considered hot are actually hot for An Athlete. now I know some of you are disagreeing vehemently, blorbo from sportsball is the prettiest of them all, but really it's cause sports fans have so much exposure therapy to them, seeing the same faces all the time over a year and engaging in media about them, that they start finding beauty in the mundane where when you get to know someone you realise they're actually beautiful to you. now there is a notable scale where the more popular a sport/team/athlete is, the more they have entire hair and makeup departments for magazine shoots and interviews where they are styled or at least aware of what hairstyle or way to carry themselves looks good on them, and that adds to their overall attractiveness. scale down and you'll see someone calling a male cyclist with fucked up teeth who looks like a product of balkan incest a gorgeous girl. and that's how you get novel length and often better quality written rpf about dudes who look like in every other life were destined to the local town's convenience store cashier bored out of his mind at a gas stop in between your road trip you'd never spare a second thought of again. and I think that's beautiful <3

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The Future? (It's Teal)
Original artwork! This took 35 hours over the course of 8 days, using Krita via my MacBook Air.
3, July 2026
This is the first work of my Pantone Series!
detail screenshots under the cut!
your generational talent just fucking bit me
guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did
hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

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it’s not gay if your girlfriends are watching
what is the edmonton polycule
if i was paul mccartney i'd [realises i don't know enough about the beatles to finish this] [remembers i don't need to "know things"] call john lennon a faggot