greedy little homosexual

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

my message to everyone who wants to write or speak about either a person who uses they/them or any single person of unknown gender/pronouns without looking stupid is that you Must get comfortable with the word “themself” please im begging you. “themselves” is never ever correct if youre talking about a single individual and it sounds really incredibly silly