greedy little homosexual

and you know what? Maybe I do tag my “blorbos” in a lot of random people’s unrelated posts but I’ve never tagged a man in a post about a woman. Which is why unlike a lot of other people I’m still going to heaven

The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

heatwave sufferers go plunge your feet in cold water you will feel SO much better i prommy. grab a bucket or a pot or a plastic container, fill it with a few inches from the cold tap, lay a towel down on the floor, and dunk your goddamn feet.

Minigolf course-ass house

hi i’m gerard way and in MY fantasy world that I invented everyone hates me and hits and kicks and tortures me and makes me cry and when I act it out with all my friends Im having so much fun I can’t stop giggling and twirling

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

there r literally billions of reels u could have seen b4 u die but instead u wasted ur life being with those u love.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

there's an anime everyone's into right now and it must be really confusing because everyone in the tags keeps going "wha?" it's okay gang you'll figure it out.

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

i don’t care if rpf is ethical because i already feel guilty all the time for no reason so i figure i may as well have fun