greedy little homosexual

my message to everyone who wants to write or speak about either a person who uses they/them or any single person of unknown gender/pronouns without looking stupid is that you Must get comfortable with the word “themself” please im begging you. “themselves” is never ever correct if youre talking about a single individual and it sounds really incredibly silly

teeks is hot ur just boring n like lil pretty boy twinks

okay but i do think if jacob trouba had done his full hockey gear lathered up in paint run at a canvas thing in the nineteen seventies that man couldve retired and spent all his time sitting around in new york somewhere and writing a manifesto. and i wouldve eaten that shit up in my modern art lecture

Go sing along to "love shack." Do the voice. Be unafraid.

HUGGIN and a KISSIN, DANCIN and a LOVIN, wearing NEXT to NOTHing cause it's HOT as an OVen. The WHOLE shack SHIMMIES!

By the by I mentioned the question of "what kind of car does the singer have that could Seat About 20" and despite the fact that he'd never given any thought to the question before he, without hesitation, replied "it would have to be a 1954 Chrysler Crown Imperial Limousine" and he had no way of knowing that I'd looked it up earlier in the day and already knew that was the right answer

this article about cat belanger toffoli is a foundational text to me like this woman got a full-ride scholarship for softball to gwu. she transferred to usc and graduated with a broadcast journalism degree. she worked a high-level job with the dodgers for eight years. and THEN she married an nhl player six years her junior. moral of the story NEVER let marrying rich get in the way of having a crazy sick career

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.