greedy little homosexual

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

This is so American I could CRY

there are stars everywhere for those with low iron to see

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

The year is 2032. All sexual content has been banned from the internet. The only way to legally jack off is now by purchasing the Marvel Rivals battlepass

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song