greedy little homosexual

dandelions are magic. literally tiny suns in the grass that turn into the moon and then the stars when you blow on them. fucking insane.

holy shit

[[Comic ID: Three colorful panels illustrated with markers, showing off the dandelions as the sun, moon, and stars with the original text overlaid. Bright yellow rays erupt from a scattering of sunny dandelions in the first image, spiraling into the surrounding greenery like a Van Gogh painting. Then one massive dandelion puff, viewed from below, takes up the whole night sky. White ripples surround the dandelion, making it look like a dark pond peeking through the grass. In the last, a child blows on a dandelion from a grassy patch shaped like a lily pad. From high above, we see the distinctly botanical seeds turn into stars and sparkles where the wind catches them. End ID]]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

this is how they make lacroix

and focaccia wins most delicious bread award for the 284th year in a row

Unblock me so our love can bloom

mail a letter to this address with your credentials and then go to the nearest body of water near you classified larger than a pond and look under the third biggest rock at dusk of the summer solstice and you’ll find a key. use the key to open a box that’s located under the tallest tree/plant within five miles of your home. in the box you’ll find a piece of paper with an encoded phrase. break the cipher to find out the phrase. then at midnight on halloween walk directly north for thirty minutes and a squirrel will come up to you. say the phrase and then follow the squirrel who will lead you to a hidden garden. you have found the rpf community and are now allowed to rpf.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.