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what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

Sometimes I want to socialize but I don’t want to talk. I just wanna be around like a cat

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

you know what? im gonna say it. there is too much struggle related to making the bed. we shouldnt be going throuigh this. we shouldve figured out something better by now

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

hi my name is five pm and im coming to you live from night time

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

She’s not gonna put your balls in her hand and pretend she’s a merchant weighing a bag of coins bro.

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more