RUDE storyteller saturday question; who out of your characters in No Devil Use and Terrible Things is the BEST at smashin', and who is the WORST? time to rank them.
Ohohohoho. I'll rank them in reverse skill level with a little bit of description bc I'm so nice
8) The Arm Demon - Inventing whole new categories of sex crime.
7) Carapace - Jesus Christ. It's bad. I'm not even sure she has junk, so her idea of sex would be unrecogniseable to most people. She's also always sticky.
6) Kai - He's asexual and completely neutral on the matter so... he'll do it if asked, but with the enthusiasm of a sponge. He is attentive, at least.
5) Gold - Cain isn't his first rodeo, but all of his previous rodeos were spontaneous, clandestine encounters that were never spoken of again. He has the raw skill and energy but no concept of communication about or during the act. I rank him below Cain but they're pretty close to a tie, it depends on your individual priorities.
4) Cain - He's learnt the dance of a decent, vanilla sexual encounter and is almost as good at pretending that's enough. It's difficult to describe what he's like otherwise... He sort of stumbles into good sex practices accidentally via selfish intentions.
3) Swamp Thing - Skilled and will actually communicate, but has difficulty dealing with anything unexpected or spontaneous. Everything must be hashed out beforehand several times and not diverged from. Doesn't shower everyday, but that's a plus for some.
2) Tobias - Knows how to do a bunch of extreme kink relatively safely, has good hygiene, good at communicating. Only downside is possible incompatibility as he's the subbiest sub to ever sub.
1) Yap - It's her job, so she's very knowledgeable and practiced in multiple roles with multiple pieces of equipment.
