it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

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in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

dying in battle sucks anyway tbh. just win lol

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

Girl whose most frequent mistake is believing there is one absolutely correct action she must urgently take now now now voice: wow i keep making mistakes i better do something

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

punished by the council

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.