women love me because i am cute and only freak out badly sometimes

HAPPY YAOI DAY!!!

it's that time of the year again my dudes

YAOI

cool and awesome people are supposedly calling me “my friend”

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

yeah so you remember when my old mentor told me that my path to revenge against the evil king would only leave me cold and empty? yeah it turns out that was a lie. yeah i actually feel really great now. the blood washed off my hands super easy

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

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