everything feels bad

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

samurai movies should have one foreign exchange cowboy and cowboy movies should have one foreign exchange samurai

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth