everything feels bad

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

^w^ everyome sees this cutes emoticon and thinks "ohhh smiling friendlike all innocent animal", little do they know,,, the beaft has teeth that are quite dracular in nature