jack this dinkus

by 2028 you will be cancelled for not participating in beatles rpf

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It's never not funny to me that Leon, the most by the books Knight in all of Camelot, hears Merlin say "I need a crossbow to kill the king right now." And his first thought is "Damn Merlin is being funny as hell today" and hands him the best crossbow in the armory.

Woah. They weren’t kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

fell back asleep and had a dream that i was introduced to a businesswoman named "rolex cortado" woke with a start because i was so afraid of forgetting the name rolex cortado. she had a fuckass bob

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever