jack this dinkus

by 2028 you will be cancelled for not participating in beatles rpf

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

did you know that if you turn the word racecar around the other way you can spank it on its little ass

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

don't bite the hand that's handjobbing you

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

jay looks like a looney tune that would run off a cliff and stand suspended in air for a few seconds before holding up a sign that says “HELP” and falling to his demise. i wish matt would dress like bugs bunny in drag.

i love hater ralsei. "they never taught him how to 'shut up' in 'college'" that was a great roast honey

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen