jack this dinkus

by 2028 you will be cancelled for not participating in beatles rpf

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

if I had a trillion dollars I'd solve world hunger and then get a bunch of action figures and then buy me and my boyfriend a house and then give everything I didn't need to charity. why can't I have a trillion dollars. why apartheid scammer white supremacist cuckold and not me

been putting straws on this camels back all day

matt johnson premiere understander of what it's like to be painfully self-aware of The Way That You Are but totally unable to do anything to stop the patterns or to change yourself into a person that is more societally acceptable slash normal so having instead to turn around and fully embrace the fact that you are not capable of really actually growing up, and will in fact never be capable of it, and so you make it a part of your whole deal and even a profitable and empowering public identity while still also dealing with the deeply embedded and never fully eradicable shame of it.

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour