jack this dinkus

by 2028 you will be cancelled for not participating in beatles rpf

watched ntbts with my friend and she said “do you think he’s hot?” and i said “which one” and she said “don’t piss me off”

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

and i get a little bit jughead (alternate universe where genghis khan is called jughead)

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

i found something inside me that i’m scared of and now i’m going to domesticate it

people with chronic pain and chronic fatigue will be like why does it hurt and why am I so tired

A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.

Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.

If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.

every fucking day brother