30 going on 100

the solid hundred americans saying “idk general american”. i dont know what that is so im gonna pretend you mean “I sound like a disney channel character”

shoutout to whoever said “gay”. also whoever said “autism”.

to those curious; ‘newfoundland’ accents are what everyone i know says to refer to the stereotypical “canadian accent” that bad american TV has, ‘cause you’re basically only gonna hear that in a random fishing town on the Maritimes’ coast.

the fact that almost every french person called their accent sexy

all my fellow canadians who are saying “canadian but i dONT SOUND NEWFIE” like yes babe we are not all One Single Fishing Town Accent (no hate to the newfies tho ily)

the one who said “i sound like siri. i have no accent” meanwhile siri is So Fucking Accented to my ears

the amount of people with english as a second language in the notes who now love their accents <3 that’s great, love urself

everyone going “i’m TOLD i sound british. please not that”

the one person who described their accent instead of just saying a word. they happened to be canadian and i was like “you just. absolutely and totally described how i talk”

the amount of californians going “californian but i dONT SOUND SURFER OR VALLEY GIRL” like the US version of “im not newfie”

this whole situation is very funny

The Whitehawk Woman. She lived in England around 5,000 years ago and was buried with great care. She was also buried with a newborn infant, and died aged between 19 and 25 years old. Researchers believe she died during or very soon after childbirth. Her bones indicate she was otherwise in good health.

Adelasius Ebalchus. He lived in Switzerland 1,300 years ago, and was in his late teens/early twenties at the time of his death. His gravesite indicated he came from wealth, and his bones showed he was well-nourished. His bones also showed that Adelasius suffered a lingering infection; archeologists believe he most likely died from lung inflammation.

The Slonk Hill Man was found semi-crouched in a grave near the seaside town of Brighton, England — in the same area as the Whitehawk Woman. Their lives, however, were separated by nearly 3,000 years. The Slonk Hill Man lived during Britain’s Iron Age. The reconstruction artist (an archeologist and sculptor) described him as being “very good looking”, tall, muscular, and in robust health at the time of his death. There were no obvious signs of what caused his death.