talk to me about vampires.

im into some really deep shit you know…. astrology….dreams….stuffed animals. you just wouldnt get it

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?