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reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and āi pUT MY HANDS UP THEYāRE PLAYIN MY SONGā started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE
i know the āok tumblr children please here are the rules to twitter and please behaveā posts are so patronizing and dumb but some of you NEED to know that your likes are public
everyone remembers ted cruz liking MILF porn on the anniversary of 9/11 so this post is pointless
weāre going to have to call smutĀ ālemonsā again, arenāt we?Ā
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer childĀ
I actually made this a button last convention
Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now
explain pls
What are lemons??
I donāt own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please donāt sue! I donāt need anymore stress!
Please R&R!!!!!!!
No flames. >///<
lol this story contains slash! Donāt like donāt read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-
#this post made me age ten thousand years.
A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, Itās my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!

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This Man Did Something Thatās Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause Heās A Man
No. A lot of women donāt go to cosmetology classes to learn how to do hair, they have the experience from growing up-their mom doing their hair, Then experimenting which what they can do themselves. This guy probably had short hair his entire life with no clue on what to do. He didnāt just look up how to do a ponytail, he paid for actual classes so that he could do his little daughters hair in cool and creative ways so that SHE gets the learning experience and learns how to do it her own and then can go to school with fabulous. This is A+ daddy right here, he went above and beyond because he knows that he lack in certain areas where a mom would pick this up. Please donāt destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.
Please donāt destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.
Shots fired.
One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil.
The basic business model of a social network is to harvest commercially valuable personal data and sell it, most famously via targeted ads. Anyone visiting my blog can clearly see that I am a queer furry whoās into video games and art. And yet I am only served ads for funeral homes, Bible story DVDs, and the current presidentās reelection campaign (in 2018 for some reason)
Needless to say my click through rate has not been very good
Me: Runs a blog dedicated to dungeons and dragons and anime Tumblr: You know what, you strike me as a sporty type
Iām a social media manager for my day job and Tumblr is literally the only social media platform I can relax on anymore because itās so incompetent when it comes to exploiting my personal data.
How to determine if a kids injury is serious or not
offer them āmedicinal chocolateā if they stop crying itās fine if they carry on crying/refuse the chocolate then itās serious
From age two apparently^^
Oh wow I never heard this one.
German edition: offer the kid to blow away the pain. If itās better afterwards itās okay, if they refuse or still screaming itās serious
Also a lot healthier than giving your kid chocolate everytime they cry tbh
Itās not everytime they cry itās only if they get injured and youāre unsure if itās serious because they are screaming but you canāt tell if they are overreacting or not
For things that are clearly a minor bump we give kisses instead
And before anyone thinks if a kid is screaming itās not an over reaction
My kid fell off their bike and skinned their knee. Just skinned it thatās all and they went into full on scream/crying hysterical because it was bleeding and they hadnāt had an injury where they bled within their memory
It wasnāt so much the pain as the blood that made them hysterical.
In that case we could see it wasnāt serious but the chocolate helped them calm down and then I got them to tell me about Terraria until they were calm and their wound was dressed
It was absolutely an overreaction to a skinned knee but it was also an understandable one
Kids donāt have experience or pain tolerance we do and sometimes itās hard to tell if itās something that requires a trip to the hospital or not
Kids donāt have experience or pain tolerance we do
This is importantā¦.weāve had 20+ years of injuries and can compare some pain to other pains and be like this doesnāt hurt nearly as much as this other thing that happened. Pain is an experience thatās new to kids, especially little ones. Some overreactions are to be expected
There is a good chance that whatever just happened is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to them
Michelle Obama: "I have been at every powerful table you can think of...They are not that smart"
TruthĀ
Seems legit.
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okay, most of what i do re: harry potter is criticism, and hp is flawed in such a number of ways, but sometimes i just sit here and
i mean, you all have a comprehension of just how drastically harry potter changed literature, yeah? like. it revitalized it. it blew the literary scene apart. the new york times had to create a separate bestsellerās list for childrenās litĀ just because harry potter existed. harry potterĀ changed reading.
so many people on tumblr were born in the ā90s. when the first book came out, most of us couldnāt read. but we grew up in a world whereĀ everyone, everyone, everyone was reading harry potter, no matter how old they were; we grew up in a world where the most popular story in theĀ entire world was a fantasy childrenās book.
itās sort of difficult to grasp, sometimes, the extent to which harry potter is not just a book. the extent to which what is basically a series of fun, interesting, and fairly good novels is such an enormous, enormous part of our lives, a cultural touchstone, a truly universal reference point, something so many people have shaped their lives around,Ā a foundation for all of the stories we would read and watch for the rest of our livesā for so many of us, the first books we ever loved
the extent to which so many of us canāt call ourselves āfansā of harry potter, because it would like being a āfanā of, like, having lungs.
itās not evenĀ about liking it or disliking it. itās just a part of us.
This reminds me an awful lot about Starbucks.
No, seriously. Before Starbucks, America was a coffee wasteland. Coffee was a thing you got at diners and drivethroughs. It was a cheap hot thing you put made palatable with tons of cream and sugar, and most people (but waning!) had a coffee machine at home.
Starbucks told us that we could like coffee. That coffee could be an enjoyable thing, that it could be a status symbol and a ritual. That there could be a place where you go for coffee, and you enjoy it.
As a coffee snob, I think Starbucksā coffee is awful. But Starbucks is why we have better coffee. Starbucks created the market space for third wave coffee shops and artisanal roasters. They reintroduced āespressoā, ālatteā and ācappuccinoā to the American lexicon.
We need stuff thatās heinously popular. Thatās how culture works.
The cultural impact of the original 3 Star Wars movies was something literally phenomenal, something absolutely ubiquitous that changed the landscape of entertainment so fundamentally that things havenāt been the same since.
It was very much like Harry Potter. I know JK is le problematique but the books were fun, creative, and exciting, got a LOT of kids into reading in general and fantasy specifically, and gave us all some mew common cultural touchstones.
I feel very fortunate to have lived through both, and I wonder what will be next.
I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.
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The last horny on main blog posting anime feet on December 17th
I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING
When youāve spent 92 years on this earth with the name āDick Van Dykeā and youāre only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.