Hello Friends

I AM SO MAD AT HOW THIS DESCRIBES ME TO A T OH MY GOD

Thy literally think all we doin all day is playin candy crush

because that’s the only thing baby boomers know how to do on a phone

MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

Apple literally created a social caste system based on whether or not your earphones have a wire or if your message bubble is blue or green.

Jello is just boneless bones

This is the best spiderman movie ever

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

There must have been a last moment in the previous few centuries when no music was being played anywhere on Earth and it has continued to be played ever since

In the future we will tell stories about snow

christian girls make do

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.