The Geek Bank

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

Guyssssss!

I managed to open a store with @acggoods, and I have already put some goodies on there to start off!

Link!!!

Let me just show ya'll what I've got so far:

Of course, I had to get my Papa keychains in there, plus a more recent Legendary Kazoo sticker, and *GASP* ooh, a Mountain ghoul standee!

Also included some Technoblade stuff I designed a while ago <3!

@insert-geeky-things-here made a new ghoulie OC to pair alongside their main ghoul, Spyte, and I made some art for them :> Idk if they'll yap at all about them BUT THEY SHOULD CUZ ITS A COOL FUCKING CONCEPT AND LORE THEY MADE FOR THEM BOTH!!! and yes, they will both be included in my AU as well :3

without further ado, i present Kanan and Spyte AKA... VelvetFang.

LOOK

LOOK AT THE COOL AS SHIT ART MY EVEN COOLER BEST FRIEND MADE FOR ME!!!!

ghost ghouls headcanons !

been working all week in my headcanons :•) once again, i referenced and took inspo from bluravenite :•) also my mutuals helped me build some of their appearances with their own hcs

i revisited the first batch i made to match the rendering style, i’ll draw Swiss with locs again eventually, im currently in love with jutty’s short hair

ketheric shoved Astarion off the side of Moonrise Towers during turn 2 of the first battle and he happened to land on a surface, so he just had to languish in pain until we beat up Thorm without him 😔

I'm so proud of him for landing the killing blow the second time around!

My BG3 headcanon: Astarion truly cares about his Tav | Durge, doesn't matter if they are friends or lovers, so when his dearest had a date night, he secretly followed, just in case.

Bonus below:

It's been 80 years and 50 brushes but I'm finally released from the shackles of this thing that was supposed to be a single page endeavour.

Astarion knows an easy mark when he sees one 🤣

Bonus Gale reaction:

Look, who else is going to read all the Lore books?!

"They passed in autumn"