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hey girl are you an inadvertently created invisible wall in the level geometry of super mario 64 because i would like to penetrate you indefinitely through a gap in your floor triangles

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

the fact that the original lyrics were "she shouldve stayed the same" and that was changed to "she shouldve been a son" . everyone fucking knows kurt cobain was a girl

None of the vampires are okay with this btw it's very distressing for them when she passes out from what's supposed to be a safe drain and needs immediate medical attention, makes them feel worse about the vampirism than they already did

It’s easy to go "how sweet" and "so innocent and fragile" about this behavior until you've caught your mortal partner whittling a stake crying and hyperventilating from manic terror. Most vampire girls know someone who was staked by for crossing a line that was never communicated.

I hate that the "x reader" or "x Y/N" style of fanfic has become sooooo popular, partially because it's just not for me and partially because they clog general non-fic related tags and those authors seem allergic to the "read more" function on this website, but ALSO because I believe that you should have to go through the trouble of creating an absolutely batshit self-insert character, with a backstory that makes no sense and a name that doesn't really gel with the aesthetics of the universe. Legolas and Aragorn should be in a love triangle with Kylie, the angsty sixteen year old half-human half-elf and inexplicable tenth member of the Fellowship. Do the WORK. If everyone was doing "Y/N" nonsense back in the day, there would be no Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, or probably Bella Swan. These are important women. They deserve to be named, confusingly and with no regard for the fictional world they inhabit.

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

progressive rock is a kind of stone that changes depending on which tier of rock you've already acquired in the randomizer

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed