what even

sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

Female presenting gkpmnipples

how about we just spell shit normally??

I believe you mean ‘gnormally’.

a f u c k i n j a m g e t a t i t j o h n

Haw yee

This is genuinely frightening

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

It Follows (2014)

I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.

Look at his eyes. You can tell he’s gonna take that compliment to heart.

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

Why is this vaguely threatening

This sounds like my mom when talks to herself, out loud, about everyone in the room

I am legitimately afraid of the spirit of shaggy meme as it seems to have no origin everyone just suddenly knew

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

HE HAS BEEN LOCATED

I was not gonna reblog this without Captain Holt lmao

why is andy samberg’s hair more beautiful and flowing than mine

My dick is THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BIG