Little Miss Cat Empire

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up

not what i meant to say

in the slerp we all fucking up

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

please don’t spend your life convincing yourself that love or joy is reserved for the idealized version of you that only exists in the future

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

stretching feels so so so so good I just did it and it was so good. I might indulge myself with another stretch and quite soon

FISH STRETCHING GIF

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

#wait stop #this is actually hilarious