Inkstainspersonal

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

Truly one of the best Little Songs We All Make Up About Our Cats

Getting blasted backwards anime style into a wall would fix my posture

The criminal has been apprehended

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

My brothers and I were getting ready to host a dinner party, and our guests were Greek gods. My brothers knew nothing about the gods, however, so I was having to very quickly educate them before the gods arrived. I told them not to make any jokes about peacocks because Hera would get offended if they insulted her sacred animal.