{ New Face Of Failure}

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

you people aren't CASTING

couldn't care about men's soccer but it is rather awesome the US team threw a massive tantrum over their guy getting benched that he got unbenched and then they immediately went and played like shit and lost badly in front of the entire world as soon as they got him back. it fills me with joy :)

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

the lottery by shirley jackson

hold on i have to read something real quick

dude

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...