why am i like this

yuck i fucking hate having ~cinematic~ mental illness moments. was in the bathroom just now trying to put in my earrings and my hands were shaking so bad it took me like five minutes and i was getting irrationally upset so i started tearing up and it's like. ugh. this WOULD be the scene in a movie that shows that the character's emotional health has completely gone to shit. ugh.

the whiplash you get from jumping between "oh he got it right" and ".. he doesn't even know" is so funny actually sgncgnxjtdtjd

bloodborne is about waking up and going “wots all this then” and getting increasingly horrifying answers

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Power couple

i need you all to promise me that you’re not going to hatewatch the mario movie in theaters and inadvertently make it a commercial success. i need you people to promise me this. i know this is what’s going to happen anyway but please for the love of god just be patient and pirate it