look at how hard i can write

(You're not really on your own, I just had to commit to the bit.)

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[breaks into your dash like the Kool-aid man] OH YEAH! It's Wipsday, folks, and so here I am again crashing into your personal space with my favorite dolls. [jazz hands] (Listen, I have to make these intros fun for myself.) Ahem, have some more of my mad ramblings.

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“Are you my mother now?” Dusty pink begins to rise in her cheeks, a trail of heat following the path the pad of his thumb takes. “Cleaning up after me and watching my back?”

“Only if your mother would drag you into a secret underground rebellion.” He smirks as he rises from his chair, hands brushing the remnants of breakfast off the front of his jacket. “I could perhaps get things done a little faster if you helped.” 

“I could perhaps be persuaded to do so for a price.” She returns his smile easily.

“And what exactly would that be?” Anders motions her into the clinic, bodies already lining the walls just outside the door. 

“Perhaps you could show me a thing or two about that magic of yours. I am pretty curious.”

“You mean spirit healing?”

“My father had mentioned it’s pretty rare as a skill.”

“There aren’t many of us, that much is true.” Anders leads an older man with greying hair to one of the cots in his makeshift examination room. “It was just myself an Wynne back at the Circle, and we had our own theories on specializations and where they come from.” He sets to work, hands pressing carefully across the body as he listens, a crackle emanating from deep in the man’s chest. “I don’t believe I have seen yours. Do you have one, Violet?”

It had been something which plagued her in the last year before her father passed—a specialty, one which has seemingly yet to manifest in her talents. Bethany had taken after their father with the gift of force magic, being able to push away objects as she pleased and smashing them to the ground at will. Violet, however—well, no matter how many books on magical theory she had studied or how many times she had practiced in the dead of night, she had never been able to move even the smallest of pebbles.

A long stretch of silence fills the room as Anders continues to press his hands into man in front of him before finally finding the source of his troubles—several cracked ribs shift as his patient winces. More than once he had seen it happen, a secondary magic which never manifests and more than one mage made tranquil for it. His brows furrow. Usually, those mages never showed any ability for more advanced magics, but he has seen for himself her use of elemental spells at secondary levels—even her weaving them in creative ways the enchanters of the Circle never could have imagined with their boxed ways of thinking. 

*[opens Scrivener]*

*[looks at document for 5 seconds]*

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Fandom is not trends.

Fandom is a cross between a library and having a slumber party with your friends.

Omg XD I’ve been sitting on this ask for over a week, because my new job has taken all of my energy, but I had so much fun the last few days when I finally got to chew on it a bit:)) Thank you so much for asking!! I got a bit carried away, ehehe

Now, given the way Nim handles Lucien creeping on her I mean, seducing her in The Illusionist, I think it’s safe to say she would rather go “op 🤷‍♀️” and stick her head in the sand than ever acknowledge there is a problem lol. More likely, someone else in the sanctuary would have informed HR way before she ever considered it. Probably Lorise. It would go like this:

Subject: This is becoming a PATTERN

Vicente, Please, please, PLEASE do something about our esteemed Speaker’s ongoing misunderstanding of professional boundaries. His behaviour toward Nimileth is becoming so brazen, I suspect even Schemer is aware, and if I hear that man say “good girl” one more time, I will take out a contract on myself just for the peace and quiet. Attached below are merely those incidents I personally observed this week: - During the all-hands meeting, Lucien stared at Nim for ten uninterrupted minutes while making innuendo regarding “where a subtle blade sinks the deepest.” - He has developed a habit of materializing beside her and touching her shoulder before she notices him. This caused her to crash directly into the Dark Guardian yesterday, which I feel qualifies as a workplace hazard and cannot possibly comply with the sanctuary’s safety regulations. - In the training quarters, I overheard Lucien asking Nim whether, in a “hypothetical captive scenario,” she would prefer “a slow surrender or immediate submission,” though I failed to see how either option constituted standard tactical procedure. - He keeps using that horrible ghost-story voice whenever he says her name, and last night over dinner, he discussed “penetration strategies” while polishing the Blade of Woe and maintaining direct eye contact with her across the table. Witnesses were unfortunately present, and it has been negatively affecting team cohesion. - Just this morning, Nim showed me several emails and texts Lucien has been sending her (all after 2:00 AM, mind you). They consisted primarily of song lyrics fluctuating wildly between graphic, grotesque, and alarmingly sentimental. She described them to me as "cringe lol," but I suspect this was a front for deeper discomfort. I would appreciate clarification as to whether any of this falls within approved mentorship guidelines, because in my humble opinion Lucien has found a way to turn every contract briefing into his own personal interpretation of foreplay. Personally, I would not continue working under these circumstances. I know we are assassins, but there must still be some standard for professional decorum. I appreciate that Lucien is our superior and therefore technically entitled to behave as though his own arse is the very Void Sithis crawled out of, but I am running out of euphemisms for whatever this is, and we are one more incident away from a stabbing. Walk in darkness, Lorise

Subject: Re: This is becoming a PATTERN

My dearest Lorise, Your concerns are duly noted. Though, in fairness, Speaker Lachance has always possessed a theatrical approach to communication, and I would gently remind you that the sanctuary has historically operated with somewhat flexible interpretations of professionalism. Assassination is, after all, not a field known for rigid interpersonal boundaries. I assure you Lucien means no harm. On sanctuary grounds at least.  Even so, I admit the excessive innuendo is regrettable.  I shall speak to Lucien if it will ease your mind, though I suspect he will simply interpret the formal complaint as encouragement. V P.S. I find your sudden concern regarding “professional boundaries” and “workplace impropriety” rather charming considering the very compromising situation you had me in last night.  Vicente Valtieri Executioner, Cheydinhal Sanctuary Dark Brotherhood Operations & Personnel Oversight ***Please direct all contract disputes to Ocheeva***

Subject: RE: RE: This is becoming a PATTERN

I’m forwarding this to Ocheeva

And then here is Vicente's email to Lucien :P

Subject: Workplace expectations and leadership standards

Dearest Brother,  Several concerns have been raised regarding your mentorship of our newest recruit, and it has come to my attention that your inappropriate familiarity during operational briefings have begun negatively impacting workplace morale. As you hold the title of deeply esteemed Speaker, I know you would never intentionally conduct yourself in any manner unbecoming of Dark Brotherhood leadership. Nevertheless, I would invite you to visit my quarters at your earliest convenience so we may discuss these concerns further. In the meantime, Sanctuary members are advised to avoid: - suggestive weapons demonstrations - excessive use of the phrase “good girl/boy” - materializing beside junior assassins without warning - unnecessary whispering and prolonged staring during contract review - extending personal correspondences with subordinates after work hours. - “hypothetical captive scenarios” Please note this matter has already been informally raised by multiple witnesses. Hail Sithis, V Vicente Valtieri Executioner, Cheydinhal Sanctuary Dark Brotherhood Operations & Personnel Oversight ***Please direct all contract disputes to Ocheeva***

Subject: RE: Workplace expectations and leadership standar

this made me laugh while drinking water and I choked a bit /compliment