life will assert itself.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

anything can be about your ocs if you believe

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public

No actually I will not forgive this fandom for treating the young abused homeless trans girl who was trapped in digital purgatory at the age of 18 like an irredeemable monster, thank you very much.

Not enough cow girl images are fat. It's cows. Be fatter

susie from deltarune i bestow upon you my greatest treasure… hamburger and fries and maybe a milkshake too if i have enough cash

every now n then i think about how native americans as human beings just dont exist in like 99% of mainstream media. in movies or tv shows or books or video games or you know even in porn like we just arent people. when theres a native character theyre like a wild west indian. like truly to ppl we all died back in the 1900s.