just me being me

“My wife and I’s new lovely pet!”

#the difference

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

only drawback is that they all have severe dyslexia and can barely read but who needs reading when you can squat twice your bodyweight 

tumblr with their stunning input as usual

right this way

thank you sir

why is this ad for a travel-size dog bowl formatted like a meme?

Huh…..

are the pokemon designers like… okay?

Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.