I Know Porn Bots Will Follow Anyways But

I would be so good at being a lame husband

jesse pinkman

He should get a bob with the bang

And a bbl

and a fox eye lift from the scalp

No disrespect but what are you people TALKING about???

He needs a bob with the bang, a bbl and a fox eye lift from the scalp

"he would not fucking say that" i say with disgust, but im not talking about characterization im talking about his, like, vocabulary

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

i forget that biden has an actual wife and isn't married to kamala harris sometimes

even the top gets called a faggot

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in