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absolutely nobody asked but here, have them anyway (all via the Islamic Fashion Institute):

- he regenerates

- gets his face eaten by magical face eating slugs and has to get a new one

- plastic surgery

- time cut several years into the future & they try to pass off Hemsworth as an older Cavill

- Geralt has to go undercover, has someone transform his face into a different face

- have him wear a mask for the whole season

- put Hemsworth in elaborate make up to make him look like Cavill

- gets hit with curse of Hemsworth (turns u into a Hemsworth brother)

- that’s not Geralt, that’s his long lost brother, Gerald

- whole episode face/off reference

- Geralt gets killed so they transfer his consciousness into a cloned body provided by Garfield the Deals Warlock

- gets bitten by a Liam Hemsworth and transforms into one

- Geralt gets merged with an alternate version of himself from another dimension

- Geralt gets turned into a cardboard cut out and Jaskier has to reconstruct his face but he cocks it up so Geralt just has a new face now

- reveal that Geralt has actually been wearing a Henry Cavill mask this whole time & this is his real face

- witchers have shapeshifting powers but don’t use them

- Jaskier & only Jaskier keeps saying that Geralt looks kind of different, everyone else insists they have no idea what he’s talking about

I never got to introduce myself the other day.  I don’t like shaking hands.

Look at me like he can’t believe I exist