The prettiest thing a man can do is struggle against his restraints

but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not

@l-heure-du-the minimalist iron lung fanart

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

paws you with my mindpaw

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

scalloped potatoes that take the pain away

beef that makes you someone it didn't happen to

buttered rolls that make the world a little softer