abunnies hop can often destroy everytjinggggggg

Being bisexual is my party trick if anything ever gets boring in a group of gay people i can just say “I was in a relationship with a woman for 5 years” and everybody acts like I just set off a bomb

I’m gonna be so fr rn, yall gotta stop acting like women’s sports only contributions/offerings are 1) that most of the athletes are queer 2) some sort of “morally pure” version of the sport. you don’t realize that you’re doing it but you’re de-valuing them to a point of queerness + morality meter. which the latter is just insane when there are POS’ amongst women’s sports

“Don’t watch the NHL, watch the PWHL! They’re actually gay!” why is that the only selling point to you

I find the PlayStation button glyphs revolting and I always have. Make them letters like a proper game controller we had this shit figured out in the 80s

They're already letters.

My favorite letters SQUARE and TRIANGLE

To hide behind GREEK is the last refuge of the COWARD

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

i did actually used to volunteer at a hospital, providing mouse bites, but eventually the doctors stopped asking me to bite and started treating me like a damn stapler so i quit. still have a dent in my head from where they'd slam down to make me bite.

nobody ever expects you to use your catgirl character's "teleport from any unobserved location to any other unobserved location within range" power (normal cat ability) to suddenly be inside the giant enemy mech cockpit climbing all over the pilot and being a nuisance

Need to win the lottery so I can support all my mutuals, I can’t stand to see human suffering stemming from inaccessibility to money