nyeh its me

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

most controversial statement of all time apparently: trans women and cis women are the same gender

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

bitches think they know what the post about whole time i was vagueposting my grandma

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

One of my dream projects has an NPC with a dog, and if you try to pet it, the owner tells you not to do that. If you try again, it bites you and you take damage. I want to do this entirely because I genuinely believe that this would make me feel way more grounded in the world than any “click button to see cute animation” would ever do, and also it would be really funny to have a game where people lose their runs because they tried to pet a dog they were told not to pet

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this

sometimes art won't leave you in peace until you make it and show it to people. and that compulsion is holy

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts