you will not believe but it's the [redacted]

omg that’s how it happened okok

zulfi rescued him probably right

oh FELICIA omg i love her…..”i care about you right” <3

wait what the fuck felicia pulling a gun on him???? oh this is going insane

“just use benchod they don’t understand” lol

omg felicia telling him you have to sell out

“how you mean village? we’re from karachi we got running water thanks” really good

“making a difference means paying minimal tax” girlboss

“don’t do it! ……i should be the one that does it” yes i love this im lapping it up

“shoot her first” crazy lol

“and the best actor award goes to” his dad always a hater lol

oh he shot his dad damn

ok he’s going to shoot his mother last

this is crazy. this show is insane actually

he’s in the hospital……oh after he got hit by the car right???

zulfi taking a knife for him….

oh zulfi’s going to dubai

also fascinating his wounds look like what he got in the first episode (also he’s bleeding through his clothes <3)

riz ahmed is sooo pretty

“im back in four days” LMFAOOOO

king u need to make the audition….

wait that’s his kid self on the metro

lol he’s actually bleeding through in the same spot….very on the nose

her name’s Severine….nice spy name

“as long as you’re pleasing your masters” <3

fuuckkkk i want this fake bond so badly. where’s the neocolonial poc bond

damn he’s been awake all night….not good for ur health or ur sanity

fox encounter....wondering if this is symbol?

did they take his dad to the hospital

wtf. the blood

or is this a hallucination actually

the pig head is horrifying

oh i forgot he broke his phone

“why didn’t you report the pig’s head when you first got it” good question tbh why did he keep it

oh they think he’s insane.

HOLY FUCK THE PIG’S HEAD IS IN HIS BAG?????

what the helllll

ok he’s going to open the video and realise everything’s normal

lol he doesn’t even know zulfi’s birthday??

holy shit wtf!!!

hiiii ritu arya

shah ur crashing her meal. fuck offff

“don’t eat that. you won’t like it” lol the intimacy of knowledge <3

he’s such a bad liar for being an actor

this series is just him fucking his life

crying at the filming of their argument like it’s a tennis match

oh he’s fucking his life for real

oh he’s so down bad for her

did their song just come on? that’s cute

“it takes weeks to get a new passport” oh he’s going to deliberately fuck it up i just know it

his mento illness <3

that hat is so cool wtf!!

oh ritu’s facepaint is awesome

what if she gives up on finding her passport bc she likes spending time w him? that would be lame though she's too cool for that

dude…..ur mento illness…can i be real this is scary

did he ever end up filming that apology vid?

oh he’s going to throw away her passport probably. insane <3

DUDE COME ONNNNNNN

lmfao she caught him out immediately

oh i love that they’re fucked up for each other

LMAOOO HE’S PULLING OUT HIS LINES

you’re insane. yupppp

i love how this series is like. here’s how he can make his life worse. here’s how he can make his life worse. here's how he can make his life worse

ok before the ep starts this series is clearly a commentary on the whole poc bond thing so i think it’s either going to be he gets the job classic happy ending or he doesn’t get it and goes fuck the institution. sour grapes though

oh i love felicia’s top so gorgeous

LOL HIS EX WRITING A COLUMN SAYING FUCK HIM

oh he needs to apologise. scared now

what the fuckkkk is going on w shah and his mother their relationship is sooo. fascinating. “tell me more” ummm is anyone picking up the mild incest???

“this fanny speaks urdu like a white boy” from his dad too…. damn. skull emoji

first you forgot to say sorry lollll

this ep is so claustrophobic….so many ppl and the Pressure

dying at the salim zoom and the faint

“i see a bit of your sister in him” oh that’s scary…..

“ruqaya had you too” scary!!!!! i did not expect the mental health insinuations!!!!

why does tahira hate naila so much…damn

“linked to israeli military” is crazy lmao

shah has to get his shit tgt but also i don’t like him he’s suchhh a man (derogatory)

DYINGGGG yasmin so true. she would be on tumblr

oh he’s missing prayer for this fuckkkk

oh he’s calling the guy omg!!!!!!

lollllll he has to record it too. loserrr

he fell call the ambulance!!!!

oh time for stuff to blow up yikesss

“her cunty smelling kebabs” omgggg damn his mum is such a hater

lmfao “i like her kebabs.. :(“

“after six tours in afghanistan” and the absolute silence

“the war criminal is right” i’m dyinggggg

holy fuck the hate crime flashback

awhh his friend <3

crying at the bond music playing over south kensington

omg he’s hallucinating the podcast but wtf why is it named patrick stewart

“halloumi isn’t israeli” sjdklajdlk

oh her pearl cape/gown is gorgeous

CRYINGGGG THE RESTORED BUDDHA LOOKS SO FUCKED UP

i mean that’s the point but wow that’s really on the nose

oh thakkar is going to steal his story I KNEW IT that’s so fucked up

stealing his shit. >:(

oh fuckkk what is he going to say (is he going to call out how fucked up the restoration is? bc clearly he can see it. emperor’s new clothes situation)

you turned your back on your own fans :( im scaredddd

HOLY FUCKCKKK that turned out worse than i imagined

i swear that was a white guy running at him and then it was the brown guy

omg riz ahmed ur so beautiful. ahhhh

thinking abt the whole. spy as service to country and also he’s pakistani!!! ur colonial masters etc!!!!! (need to reread the sympathizer and also read american spy/a map of betrayal/native speaker)

his little hug…..sad little man

omg is the mic recording his freakout in the dressing room and that’s how he gets a second chance?

he’s coming out of the front door on purpose!!! sneaky

what if it backfires and there’s no photographers

oh LMAO

LMAOOOO dev patel i died

sdjalsdj his friend is awesomeee “if you’re getting free rides you gotta make the stops” niceee

the show title named bait…..im scared now

i love him soooo much

“when i’m dead just visit my grave once” loll his mother so true

his mum setting a google alert for him is so cute

“don’t talk about it ok? just tell me what happened” awhhhh i love them

“if you pay the fuckers these much of course they’ll find something” dying his dad is so funny also

“if it’s bbc we can’t trust them” lol

oh my goddd im scared for him he’s not going to be james bond he’s going to go through a crazy amount of hate…..

he’s selling his watch :(

oh his agent looks awesome

LMAOOOO PISSING ON THE BRITISH FLAG

ohno he’s not going to stay home….im scared

on a meta level i do think it’s hilarious riz made this show. really good

IT’S LILA FROM UMBRELLA ACADEMY HIIII ritu arya ur gorgeous.

oh they’re exes probably and he’s still pining for her

taze is also pretty….omg they’re playing w him

“he looks like a baffled meerkat” omg. that would be a compliment on tumblr

WHY THE FUCK DID HE LOOK AT HIS PHONE stupit.

oh he’s going to have stage fright from his open mic night

oh that’s so fucked up. yeah it’s the uk lol (this is re the pig head)

now he’s regretting it.

read:

the books of earthsea (complete collection of the novels and short stories)

rocannon's world

planet of exile

city of illusions

the left hand of darkness (need reread)

the dispossessed

the world for world is forest (need reread)

the birthday of the world (2002, short story collection)

unread:

the lathe of heaven (1971)

the eye of the heron (1978)

the beginning place (1980)

always coming home (1985)

the telling (2000)

annals of the western shore (2004-2007)

lavinia (2008)

the complete orsinia (2017)

the wind's twelve quarters (1975, short story collection)

a fisherman of the inland sea (1994, short story collection)

unlocking the air and other stories (1996, short story collection)

the unreal and the real (2012, short story collection)