"This is my cat Missy. It's short for Missile Launcher."
i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommonā¦i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like āwe call her stevie. itās short for death metal steveā or āthis is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jonesā thank u
My dogās LEGAL name is Moe, but his actual name is Mork from Ork. What we actually call him is Moses, Mosey, Moe Moe, Mork tork, ten pound turd, Turd butt. Depends on the day.



























