I love robots

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

prev has infected me and i’m now legally obliged to reblog this every time i see it

reblog to tell your mutuals they look great in that frog costume.

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

it’s yiffmaster britney bitch

why is every mad sorcerer enemy in skyrim like you find his journals and he's always like "I HAVE FOUND A WAY TO RAISE THE DEAD !! I CAN REANIMATE CORPSES AND FORCE THEM TO DO MY BIDDING !!!!! WITH THIS POWER I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLDDD" king that is a novice conjuration spell

kids these days just want to be on phone. NO ONE is dying at my antarctic research station

hey can we talk about the fact that during our last battle that strange wizard we let join the party shouted "evil blast!" and then black lightning bursted from their fingertips?

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

I love Tumblr screenshots on tumblr

I just lost 3 years of my life

UNMUTE THIS OH MY GOD

This would immesurably improve both sports.