yugioh enthusiast

crusader kings can tell such beautiful stories like sometimes you seduce a woman to become her lover in hopes of creating children with her beautiful genes and then go to start a murder scheme on her husband and realize he’s actually your spymaster and providing half of your realm’s military. whoops. at least he’s kind of a shitty spymaster so your secret is probably safe. until the woman announces that her child is your bastard. thanks. now her husband is holding a feast and inviting you as the guest of honor, which you assume is code for murder victim (at least I usually invite rulers I’d like to murder), but you attend anyway because you’ve got a solid heir to play as if things go wrong. and it turns out he just wants to be besties anyway. you are now friends with very high approval of each other. he almost immediately sends you gold just because. and then you look at his stats a little closer and ohhhhh, he’s gay. gay and relieved his wife is no longer trying to fuck him.