The Goblin King

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

Can you back off? This happened a decade ago why cant you accept their mistakes and move on :/

We Still Need To Hold Them Accountable .