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Head so full of thoughts bc Carmenâs fatherâs name was Wolf. Making her a wolf in sheeps clothing. I. The cINeMA, the DRama of it all!
Just for specifics, is the Sabrina at the end red or black hairband Sabrina, or did they combine once they both died into white hairband Sabrina?Â
Pinkâs Wish Granting Powers Theory:
Okay so I have this theory. Tomorrow will be when A Very Special Episode is gonna air and I bet that we will be seeing Pink Rainbow 2.0 and Pink Sunstone, since we got Pink Smoky (I feel they are gonna find a way to be at two places at once, perhaps teleportation via pink ability?). Whatever is confirmed in that episode about their pink abilities I will add on this post later.
All we can do now in the moment is look at at Smoky Quartz. And Steg.
Yes, Steg I believe was the very first appearance of this Pink ability Steven possesses in the new series, we just didnât know it at the time.Â
It has the same aura like effect (though it was a lot less intense doesnt sprout the extremely saturated pink that it usually does when it has full power)
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honestly would make sense to how steven got born in the first place-- if pink could grant wishes, then she granted her own
Miraculous Ladybug- Fixing the Powers
Iâve been very much bothered by the way that the writing team for Miraculous Ladybug has been handling powers for a long time now. It might not be as frustrating or offensive as how they sometimes treat the characters and their relationships, but it BOTHERS me. Because it doesnât make sense that Adults are more powerful than kids just by the grace of being an adult if the magic comes from a kwami and the jewelry and as such the age of the wearer shouldnât matter as much. And objectively speaking, there as several âminorâ miraculouses that seem WAY more powerful than the two that are supposed to be the most coveted, the Ladybug and Chat Noir miraculouses. Also both the addition of the potions AND the distinctions given to some of the miraculouses/kwamis (Such as Pollen being the âKwami of Subjugationâ) are just⌠ODD. So a while back I sat down and charted out a way to âfixâ the powers in Miraculous Ladybug, much like Iâve seen others fix plots and characters.
More Clearly based on Yin/Yang, Wu Xing, and the Zodiacs
I canât tell you how much it annoys me that Astruc clearly chose these Chinese motifs for the aesthetic, and didnât bother researching or properly applying any of the theology attached to them to his show. Ladybug and Chat Noir SHOULD be equal, and balance one another out, but theyâre not. Instead, Ladybug gets way more power and importance than Chat Noir does. And the Wu Xing Cycle is an important one too, because thatâs nature holding itself in check.Â
The Wu Xing has four different cycles attached to it; the Creation Cycle, the Destruction Cycle, the Insult Cycle, and the Controlling Cycle. It could have been interesting to lean into this, so that pairing two miraculous heroes together can lead to new powers being unlocked, depending on the two in question, and that if a Hawkmoth happens, there are two heroes other than Ladybug and Chat whoâd be able to step up and confront him.
New Stations/Distinctions for the Kwamis
It bothers me that the distinctions chosen for the Kwami feel extremely random, and donât fit together at all. Nooroo is âGenerosityâ, Trixx is âDeceptionâ, Pollen is âSubjugationâ, Wayzz is âProtectionâ, and Duusuu is âEmotion.â Like, on their own these are fine. But none of them really relate to one another in a way that makes sense, which the Wu Xing SHOULD. As much as it annoys me, I can sorta understand why it would be a bad idea to attach the specific elements themselves to each Miraculous, because then people will expect the powers of that miraculous to relate to that element, which is very limiting. The Wu Xing is about much more than just nature and the elements. Itâs also used to reference the passing of time, physical parts of the body, emotions, cardinal directions and so much more.Â
But I still feel that the Distinctions for each Kwami and their powers should be presented in a what where it makes sense to see them relating to one another. One way Iâve suggested for people to do this is to include Ladybug and Chat in the consideration and base each of the Kwamis off of one of the Seven Chakras. But another way I like much better is to consider the kwamis in relation to what area their abilities will affect. For Example; Fox- Mind (Wood) Bee- Energy (Fire) Turtle- Body (Earth) Peacock- Soul (Metal) Butterfly- Heart (Water)
These are things you can tell at a glance relate to one another, without limiting the kwamis too much to being one trick ponies. And speaking of limitsâŚ
Limits are based on internal balance, not age
In an effort to make the sage figure that is supposed to be Fu NOT look like he has sand for brains and decided itâd be a good idea to give his chosen heroes a massive handicap against the villain right out of the gate, weâre going to change up the limiter for the Miraculouses. Rather than being based on age, the thing that determines how well you use a miraculous is your affiliation with the element/distinction that the Miraculous represents. Letâs use Kim as an example here. Heâs very energetic and driven, so heâd have a great time with either the Bee or the Turtle, but give him the Peacock, the Butterfly, or the Fox, and things will get a hell of a lot harder for him. On the exact flip side, Juleka would be great with the Peacock, Butterfly, or Fox, but would struggle with the Bee or the Turtle.
Having the powers draw off of being able to synchronize with that power/ability due to personality makes sense, and is more true to the concepts that Miraculous Ladybug is trying to present than claiming that itâs because of age. And the beauty of this is that people can grow and change at any point in their life, which means that they can learn and change and miraculouses that they once struggled with can become easier for them to use while ones they once used easily can slip from their grasp if they begin to neglect that aspect of themselves.
More Clear and Understandable Power Pyramid
This is one of the things that bothers me MOST about how theyâve been handling the powers. Weâre supposed to see Ladybug and Chat Noirâs miraculouses as the be all/end all, but many of the zodiac miraculouses seem much more powerful than them, and even the Peacock and Butterfly can create opponents that are more than a match for the Lucky Duo. Not to mention the fact that, as I said before, the Lucky Duo itself is imbalanced due to Ladybug getting all the power in their relationship. So the best way to fix that?
Power Pyramid.
By this, I mean that instead of all miraculouses just getting one power and calling it a day, it makes more sense to present the powers as an almost âtrickleâ effect. To start off, Zodiacs get defined by a single element and whichever side of Yin/Yang they fall on, and get their power based on that. For example, the Dragon. That is a Yang/Earth (Body) Personality, who uses the elements in an aggressive way. Meanwhile, Snake is a Yin/Fire (Energy), so they require someone who comes across as passive, but is actually patient and knows to wait for the precise moment to strike.
Next level up from the Zodiac Miraculouses, we have the Wu Xing/Elemental Miraculouses. Rather than just one power, each Wu Xing Miraculous should get two, one based on itâs âYinâ Abilities, and one for itâs âYang.â the way I broke it down when I was working this out for examples went like so;
Trixx
Fox Powers/Mind
Yang- MirageÂ
Creates an illusion of the userâs choosing.
Yin- Outfox
Gives the user the ability to convince the victim that anything theyâre saying is true.
Pollen
Bee Powers/Energy
Yang- Nectar
Ability to heal injuries and cure illnesses (not as strong as Miraculous Cure)
Yin- Sting
Causes temporary paralysis
Wayzz
Turtle Powers/Body
Yang- Shell-ture
Creates an impenetrable shield
Yin- Withdraw
Teleportation ability that allows the user to put people and object of their desire in a pocket dimension of their own making for protection.
Duusu
Peacock Powers/Soul
Yang- Good Spirits
Creates a golem/familiar of sorts that is bonded to a certain person or object and protects them at all costs.
Yin- Soul Search
Allows the user to leave their body and enter another persons to take control of their actions and peer into their memories.
Nooroo
Butterfly Powers/Heart
Yang- Metamorphosis
Creates heroes to fight alongside the user
Yin- Butterfly Effect
Allows a brief glimpse into the future
And then after the Elements, at the top of the Pyramid we have Ladybug and Chat Noir, who get a whopping FIVE power each, but can only access those powers when they are in tune with that aspect of themselves, much like using the lesser miraculouses. For Example, Marinetteâs Ladybug Can easily do the Mind, Energy, and Heart powers, but has a much, MUCH harder time with the Soul one, because she tends to read people at face value rather than trying to see beneath the surface. Adrienâs Chat Noir is excellent with the Body and Energy powers, but struggles much more with Mind (linked to oneâs creativity) and Heart (Based on peopleâs abilities to connect with others, something Adrien struggles with after being home schooled his entire life) My idea for the Ladybug and Chat Noir powers look like this;
Tikki
Ladybug Powers:
Positive Heart- (Healing)Â
Miraculous Ladybug/Miraculous Cure
Heals all wounds, restores everything to its proper state
Positive Mind- (Inspiration)Â
Lucky Charm
Grants Ladybug an object to help her win
Positive Energy- (Creating)Â
Wish Come True
Allows Ladybug to will into existence something of her own choosing
Positive Body- (Protecting)Â
Elytron
Allows Ladybug to recreate both her own suit and the suits of her allies to help them fight (space suits, ice skating form, underwater suits, ect)
Positive Soul- (Life)Â
Red Thread
Ladybug has a limited ability to communicate with plants and animals, extending some of her power to them. Also works on humans, if the person trusts Ladybug enough to basically let her see into their very soul.
Plagg
Chat Noir Powers:
Negative Heart- (Toxicity)Â
Cat Scratch
Curses the victim with a lingering sickness that can only be healed by Ladybug.
Negative Mind- (Madness)Â
Cheshire Cat
Causes temporary insanity, which varies from victim to victim.
Negative Energy- (Destruction)Â
Cataclysm
Destroys anything the user touches.
Negative Body- (Weakness)Â
CatatonicÂ
Puts the victim to sleep.
Negative Soul- (Death)Â
Catacomb
Allows the user to see, touch and summon spirits/ghosts
And thatâs the basic breakdown of how I feel the powers of the ML universe SHOULD be handled instead. Feel free to comment with thoughts and inputs of your own and ask questions if any of this doesnât make sense! ^^

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On a More Positive Note...
The interactions between Mari, Adrien and Kagami gave me LIFE! WHY CAN'T THESE THREE BE IN A RELATIONSHIP?! THEY'RE SO CUTE! THROW LUKA IN THERE FOR GOOD MEASURE AND YOU HAVE THE MOST VALID SHIP TO EVER COME OUT OF THIS SHOW!!!!
Does Polyamory just not exist in the ml universe?! And if it doesn't then how dare you?!
If they werenât the same person theyâd already be a couple
marinette, making her illusion of herself look at herself like she just saw a fucking goddes:
So the multimouse miraculous has 5 mice on it, so that reps the amount of duplicates she can create of herself maybe? Sheâs got the horse, monkey, ladybug, and fox as her other four out of the mouse. Horse is teleportation, monkey is hellion energy, fox is illusion. Iâm ready for this episode omg
sheâs baby your honor
Where were those posts about Marinette walking around wearing every single miraculous?

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Iâm getting so lit, does that mean that mari makes up an entire superhero team? I STAN. Multimouse means she can probably duplicate right? so the other miraculousâ are there for their individual powers. dude Iâm LIVING. A Queen!!!!Â
YO WAITâ THEIR JEWELRY CHANGES DEPENDING ON THE PERSON
I SAW THAT TOO! BRUH THAT IS THE MOST INTERESTING THING TO THINK ABOUT!!!
Marinetteâs is a rose gold and looks more rounded than Adrienâs!!
And Adrienâs are flat silver studs while Marinettes have a black gel cover.
This is such an interesting detail that Iâve never thought would be brought to light!
So does this mean that the miraculous jewellery, while always the same type will never have the same design like the costumes? Alway a ring but never quite the same? Always a Ladybug but with personalised costumes?
It opens a lot of questions of potential, especially if this is actually intentional which Iâm gonna assume it is. And also if it happens with each new holder.
Like would the future Hawkmoth miraculous look different? How so? But also how much does a holder influence the miraculous?
For instance Marinette never once has asked for a specific item when performing a lucky charm. All she wants from it is to be useful in defeating the akuma, regardless of her preference. Adrien because he is âstraight forwardâ and âsimpleâ just asked for a mirror which he believed to be the right item and actually got it.
I canât help but wonder if this plays into the Peacock Miraculous as one of the reasons why it was glitching and acting spastic. Itâs obvious now that a holder influences the miraculous somewhat and we have yet to see its full extent. As we have only seen two instances, potentially a third if we compare Master Fu and Ninoâs miraculous. So how really far does the influence go?
So is it possible a corrupted holder used it in a malicious way and thatâs how it got damaged? Makes me wonder if the future Hawkmoth will have a corrupted miraculous as wellâŚ
ML idea that I want to read: Kagami friend diaries
-Kagami is writing down her exploits in friendship. Marinette being her first Friend and she is learning how to be a good friend.
-Kagami doing âResearchâ on friendship. Studying books that she asked Adrien to borrow.
-Kagami making Marinette a friendship bracelet.
-Kagami inviting Marinette to a fencing event. Because she wants her friendâs support.
-Kagami offering to model some of Marinetteâs designs for her.
-Kagami teaching Marinette Archery
-Kagamiâs first sleepover.
-Kagami finding out that Lila threatened Marinette and straight up gets akumatized again to go fight Lila.
ok so this came from @nobodysfamousposts but it is GOD TIER so i bring it to u: instead of statue scene, adrien sees marinette talking to *something* about how she likes adrien, and figures out its a kwami. except, because hes adrien, he somehow goes past âmy classmate is ladybug and in love with me!â & continues directly to âmy classmate is HAWKMOTH and in love with me!â. just. marinette trying to exist & adrien being shady af except heâs about as sneaky as an actual cat, which is, yknow, zero
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-Adrien CANT believe Marinette is hawkmoth. How could someone so sweet and kind be hawkmoth. What would Ladybug say about this?
-No, he couldnât tell Ladybug, especially when he didnât have proof.
-Wait, Hawkmoth is in love with him. THATS IT!
-Next time an akuma attack happens, Adrien doesnât go to transform, in fact, he goes the full risk.
-âHawkmoth! I know who you are! I was shocked at first, especially with the lengths you went to disguise yourself. I never would have suspected it was you until I saw it with my own eyes. but I know you care about me. So if you want to keep me safe. You need to stop being a villain!â
-Ladybug listening to this, the akuma listening to this, Hawkmoth listening to this.
-Hawkmoth is HORRIFIED! How did his son figure it out! He was so careful. He would need to confront Adrien about this immediately.
-Adrien threatens to jump off a building.
-Ladybug and Hawkmoth are like âNO!â
-And by sheer and utter stupidity, Adrien makes Hawkmoth give up the akuma.
-Adrien in his room after the akuma attack. his hunch was right. He needed to talk with Marinette. Maybe he could save her from this path of evil with the power of friendship.
-As he rushed out to go do so, his father stopped him.
-âAdrien, we need to talk.â
-Adrien finds out everything, Gabriel explaining every intricate detail, the history, the backstory, everything about how he is hawkmoth.
-Adrien is just stunned.
-âSo tell me son, How did you figure out I was hawkmoth.â
-Plagg is doing EVERYTHING to not lose his collective s*** and laugh.
-Adrien speaks
âY-you are Hawkmoth? But you arenât Marinette.â
adrien literally has no braincells
Yâall mind if I just (also Iâm on mobile so I canât put a read more break Iâm sorry)
Adrien had never been so sure of anything in his life.
âŚokay, maybe that was a bit of an exaggeration. He was sure about a lot of things, like that he was Chat Noir and had a magic ring and a cat-god called a kwami named Plagg, and that he could destroy anything by saying a magic word and touching it, and that he loved Ladybug more than he could ever love anyone else.
But after his trip to the wax museum with his closest friends, he was sure of something else.
Marinette Dupain-Cheng was Hawkmoth.
There was no other explanation! She always disappeared during akuma attacks, she had a kwami, and she was definitely smart enough to be a super villain if she put her mind to it. He had to find a way to get her to stop terrorizing the city, but how? He didnât know what the butterfly Miraculous looked like, so he couldnât just take it from herâŚ
âWait, PlaggâŚdid Marinette say she was in love with me?â Adrien asked suddenly, looking up from the homework he was pretending to be working on.
âYou finally figured it out, huh? I canât believe it took you hearing her say it out loudââ
âGreat! If sheâs in love with me, maybe I can appeal to her emotions and get her to stop hurting people!â Adrien interrupted.
âWait, what?â
âItâs perfect! Surely if she loves me, she wouldnât want to hurt me! Just like I wouldnât want to hurt Ladybug! So maybe if I find a way to talk to her during an akuma attack when thereâs a risk of me getting hurt, sheâll see reason and give up her Miraculous, and hopefully the Peacock Miraculous as well!â
âWait, Kid, what are you talking about? Why would she give up her Miraculous?â Plagg asked cautiously. Adrien shot his kwami an incredulous look.
âIâm talking about Marinette being Hawkmoth! Plagg, didnât you hear her talking to her kwami at the museum? Sheâs the only person in Paris clever enough to be a super villain, aside from my Lady who thankfully is a hero and clever enough to defeat Marinette, and Marinette is always so in tune with other peopleâs emotions, so she would know how to find the right people to akumatize!â Adrien exclaimed.
âAre you sure about that, kid? I mean, youâve seen Hawkmoth, who kind of looks like a middle-aged manâŚâ
âMarinette is a master of disguises! She pretended to be a boy to sneak into that party we threw the day Party Crasher attacked, remember? And it worked! And then once she was inside, Wayhem got akumatized, and she clearly would have known Wayhem was vulnerable if he wasnât at the party! Marinette could definitely make herself look like anyone she wanted to in order to hide her identity!â
âAdrien, I think you might be connecting a few too many dots hereâŚâ
âNo, I know Iâm right! Iâll even prove it to you: at the next akuma attack, Iâll destransform and tell Hawkmoth I know who she is and say that if she cares about me as much as I think she does, sheâll stop and purify the akuma! Itâs foolproof!â
Plagg gave his dense but well-meaning holder a long, hard look before deciding this wasnât an argument worth having until Adrien tested his hypothesis for himself and was proven wrong.
âIf you say so, kid.â
~*~*~*~
The next akuma attack conveniently took place at school. Adrien had been watching Marinette to see if he could find where she wore the Butterfly Miraculous and just take it without needing more proof, but she kept it well hidden. He also noticed she was powerful enough to akumatize someone without even leaving the room, so clearly she could use her powers without being transformed.
He had always theorized that Ladybug was so magical that she could purify an akuma just by grabbing it out of the sky with her bare hand, but they had never tested that theory for obvious reasons. Clearly Marinette was that magical.
The akuma had already caused a serious amount of damage by the time Adrien was able to escape his class and assess the situation. Ladybug was already fighting, which was just the distraction he needed to run up to the roof without transforming.
âHawkmoth!â Adrien yelled, getting the akumaâs attention. A purple butterfly outline glowed around the akumaâs eyes. âI know who you are! I must admit, I was shocked at first! I never would have suspected you, and you went to such great lengths to disguise your identity, but I see you now, and I understand! But I also know you care about me! And if you really cared, you would want to keep me safe! So Iâm asking you to please stop this! Stop being Hawkmoth!â
There was a tense silence. Ladybug was itching to grab him and drag him out of danger, but the akuma was between them and she didnât know if sheâd get there quickly enough. Her eyes scanned the rooftops, praying Chat Noir would show up before Adrien got hurt.
The akuma was silent, and the entire school watched to see how Hawkmoth would react with baited breath.
Back in his lair, Hawkmoth was internally screaming. He had been so careful to ensure that his son wouldnât find out his identity until after he brought Emilie back, but clearly he hadnât been careful enough. Was he too absent as a father and that absense made Adrien suspicious? Had Adrien seen him go into his lair and followed him? Had he monologued too loudly while Adrien was home one day? What had he done to expose his identity?
Adrien was the one to finally break the silence.
âPurify the akuma, or Iâll jump off this roof!â
Hawkmoth had no choice. To keep his son safe from harm, he recalled his akuma and began making plans for how to discuss this with Adrien when he got home from school.
~*~*~*~
âPlagg, I was right! I told you Marinette was Hawkmoth! Now I just need to talk to herâŚmaybe I can convince her to not be evil by being a better friend! It always works in animeââ A knock at his bedroom door interrupted his train of thought. âCome in!â
âAdrien, we need to talk,â Gabriel said, stepping into the room. âItâs about your actions during the akuma attack on your school today. Please, sit.â
Adrien frowned but sat on the couch. Was his father angry with him for speaking to Hawkmoth like that? But his father didnât know what he knew! His father didnât know that his good friend Marinette was Hawkmoth, and that she could be reasoned with! Sure it had been a risk but on the slim chance that he had been wrong, Ladybug was there and could save him! He opened his mouth to explain himself, but his father held up one hand to silence him.
âI would appreciate it if you would let me speak first, and then ask your questions after Iâve explained everything,â Gabriel said. He sat down next to his son and told him everything. About his motherâs illness and the Miraculous and being Hawkmoth and how he just wanted to bring Emilie back to them. How he hadnât expected Ladybug and Chat Noir to put up this much of a fight. How he had been careful to distance himself so Adrien wouldnât suspect him⌠âWhich brings me to my only question for you, Adrien. How did you discover my identity?â
Adrien was quiet for several moments, processing all of the information his father had just told him. When he finally spoke, both men realized they had made a very, very serious mistake.
âButâŚyouâre not MarinetteâŚunlessâŚare you?â
This is too amazing! Â XD
There are so many ways this could go wrong. And all in the best ways.
Yay someone made the meme!!! This was all I could think of while writing this lol
What?! She using the pillow to suffocate her until she fainted was the most logical/obvious thing. I don't know how she didn't think of that!
Tikki: *gives Marinette a pillow as lucky charm*
Tikki: MURDER
Marinette: *rips it off and uses the feathers instead*
Tikki: you are not fun
Is it bad that I kind of want a semi-evil Tikki? Not evil-evil like wanting to take over the world or anything (though that would be nice for her chosen, she thinks). No, just Tikki always giving the most blatantly obvious and lethal things for the Lucky Charms with obvious meanings and Ladybug just finds a peaceful non-murdery resolution each time.
Lucky Charm: Rope!
Tikki: Time to choke a bitch!
Ladybug: Of course! (Uses rope to make a trap)
Tikki: Sigh.
Lucky Charm: Knife!
Tikki: YES!
Ladybug: Of course! (Stabs knife into the ground to prevent something from moving or uses it to cut something else to use against the akuma)
Tikki: NO!
Lucky Charm: Sword!
Tikki: Stab her stab her stab her
Ladybug: Of course! (Takes the handle off the sword and uses THAT to somehow stop the akuma)
Tikki: Oh come on!
The worst part with that Ladybug always makes it work somehow, so Tikki canât even be truly mad at her becauseâŚwellâŚit is rather ingenious. Sheâs just a smidge more proud of Marinetteâs ingenuity than she is frustrated with her refusal to just eliminate the enemy.
so likeâŚ
Was thinking back to this and thought of a new au: Youkwai au, where everything is the same, but instead being referred to as kwamis, theyâre referred to as youkwai, little beings that caused mischief and mayhem, and while most I wouldnât call outright evil, theyâre definitely not good. And the ironically named miraculouses were made to contain them and use their power for the greater good.Â
Despite this, youkwaiâs all aim to be little shoulder devils to the humans theyâre given to, so its a must to be given to someone of pure heart that wonât be so easily influenced.Â
So, Nooroo is having the time of his life helping Gabriel, causing chaos, and is actually manipulating Gabriel, letting the man think that heâs agreeable and submissive, but in truth, heâs pulling a few strings, pushing Gabriel farther down this path. He may even try and tempt Nathalie tooâŚÂ Â
Wayzz has long since given up trying to sway Fu, now he just grumbles and drinks his tea. Heâs also forbidden from ever talking to Marinette, Fu doesnât her dealing with two youkwai trying to manipulate her.Â
Tikki is torn between be aggravated and impressed with Marinette, the most purest of heart sheâs seen in a long time, and is clever enough to take anything lethal Tikki gives her and use it peacefully. This is why she stress eats cookies all the time.Â
Plagg is actually still the laziest of the youkwai, and while heâs crafty enough to influence Adrien, tempt him into giving into his wants; it still takes more effort than Plagg would like, and heâd rather just eat cheese and nap all day. Probably the most chaotic neutral of the youkwai, rather just sit back and see how it all plays out. Itâll be a good show either way.Â

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ML Fic: Soulmate Survey Part 5 (10,000th Post)
(Parts 1 - 4)
(I hope you all enjoy it)
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âCity of Love? Ha! There is no love in this city!â The akuma shouted angrily at the sky.
The akuma in question seemed to be a mix of human and bird. With sharp Eagle like talons on her feet. Her Arms were replace with large hawk wings that she used to fly. Beautiful Green feathers covered her wings and body which looked like a giant bird, leaving her head and neck that looked to be the only human parts of her, having Eagle eyes and a mask reminiscent of a butterfly, with her long wavy brown hair. Around her neck was a necklace with a small golden eagle creature on it.
There were countless feathers piercing the ground all over the place. It seems the akuma was leaving quite an impression.
A cat themed hero jumped onto a roof where a red clad heroine was observing.
âAfternoon Bugaboo. And what do I owe the pleasure of seeing you today.â The cat flirted.
âAn akuma unfortunately.â The heroine said with her usual serious tone. Though she seemed more annoyed then usual. Not that she ever was happy to fight an akuma but she was not really in the mood for an akuma attack.
âSo whatâs this oneâs deal?â
Ladybug simply pointed to the akuma with little enthusiasm as if on cue the akuma answered the cats question.
âHow can this be a city of love when there are callous men who will abandon you without notice! One minute they are messaging you how excited they are to see you and then next they donât bother to show up and ignore your calls! So long as I, The Harpy am here, no woman will ever be hurt by a man again!â The akuma exclaimed.
âShe has been saying that for 20 minutes.â Ladybug stated clearly irritated.
âSo youâre saying she has been Parroting her point?â Chat noir Inquired with a smirk.
Ladybug rolled her eyes but with a smile on her face.
âJust see if you can beak her interest for a bit and Ill try and get the jump on her.â Ladybug insisted, now in a slightly better mood.
Chat noir smiled at her pun. I wonder if Marinette will share my fondness of puns. If he remembered right her dad loved puns. So she should be use to hearing them. I bet she has a few good ones. He quickly pushed those thoughts out of his head. Akuma now, daydreams later.
âIll be sure to make sure to ruffle her feathers.â He punned one last time with a wink before heading off.Â
The harpy was looking around, it seemed that most of the people were taking cover.
âYou know I agree, men can be jerks. Thats why I prefer women.â the black clad hero commented, causing the akuma to turn around.
âChat noir! The horrible half of the miraculous duo!â The Harpy hissed.
âIts actually adorable. Thats okay, most of the akuma keep getting that one confused. its a commonâŚâ Chat noir bantered only to be interrupted by an incoming barrage of feathers coming at him.
Using his cat like reflexes, the blond managed to dodge the sharp feather.
âYikes! You can poke an eye out with those.â
Chat noir decided to jump down to avoid more feathers.
âHold still you mangy Alley cat! You men are all the same, leaving at the first opportunity! Just like Curtis! â
Chat noir couldnât help but wonder what this Curtis guy did to make this akuma so mad, and if he should feel worse for Curtis or for her.
Ladybug swung her yo-yo around the akumaâs wing. The akuma turned to see Ladybug and looked betrayed.
âYou are actually helping him? He is just a nasty male. He will break your heart.â
Ladybug felt a pang of guilt as she heard the akuma say that, if things go how Marinette wants, she might be the one who unfortunately breaks hearts.Â
âI wouldnât worry about Chat noir, I have an itching feeling that you should worry about  your wing.â Ladybug answered with a smirk.
âMy wing? Why would I worry about my⌠why is it so itchy?â The akuma exclaimed in surprise.â
She looked at the yo-yo and noticed that the string and the yo-yo itself were covered in a mysterious powder.
Ladybug reveals a small ladybug print canister. The akuma realized it was Itching powder.
The Akuma tried to scratch her wing but if she tried to with her other wing, she would fall.
The Harpy shrieked and tried to get away.
âChat noir!â Ladybug called out as the akuma was flying away and taking Ladybug for a ride.
âI am on it.â
Chat noir gave chase to the bird akuma who flew around in circles trying to get ladybug off.
But while distracted she didnât see the cat jump from the roof she was flying a bit too close to and he snagged her necklace.
âNO!â The Harpy cried out in horror. Ladybug used that as her signal to let go.
Chat noir activated his power to break the necklace which released the Akuma.
Ladybug quickly captured and purified the black butterfly.
âBye bye little butterfly.â
Ladybug tosses the canister into the air and all the damage from the fight was fixed.
 The Harpy turned back into her normal form. Now no longer covered in green feathers she was wearing a simple yet fashionable summer dress and her eagle eyes were replaced with lovely green eyes. Looking like a woman in her late twenties.
Ladybug and chat noir fist bump to celebrate.
After their congratulations, the two approach the woman to check on her.
âAre you okay? You seemed really upset when you were an akuma?â Ladybug inquired.
The woman spoke with a saddened tone.
âI am sorry for all the trouble I have caused. I was just upset with Curtis standing me up. We had met through this matchmaker app, that one that shows your compatibility. We really hit it off after he messaged me and we seemed to have a lot in common. He acted so sweet and thoughtful, we were planning to meet up for the first time today but.. but he stood me up on the dateâŚâ The woman started tearing up. âI thought he was going to be different!â
Ladybug and chat noir felt her words strike a cord. It sounded a lot like the app that they were familiar with. Was it not as accurate as they were lead to believe?
âWell, I guess putting your faith in an app could beâŚâ Ladybug began to say before getting interrupted.
âAngela!â A voice called out.
The three looked to see a man with short honey blond hair and brown eyes, holding a bouquet of flowers, clearly exhausted.
âThank goodness you are okay. I am so sorry for being late. The subway broke down and I had no signal to call you. I messaged you as soon as I was out explaining everything. Then when I saw that Bird akuma attacking I couldnât help but worry so I went looking for you.â
The brunette pulled out her phone reveal she had 10 texts and two missed calls.
âOh. Oh my I am embarrassed. I am sorry for assuming the worst, Curtis. I thought you had stood me up andâŚâ
âStand up a spectacular women like you? Assume I am dead first.â Curtis said with a soft smile.
The two laughed at the comment, showing that there was something between them.
Ladybug and Chat noir could tell the couple were having a moment and decide to let them be.
The two make their way to a rooftop as they let the two lovebirds talk.
âSeems like things worked out for her.â Chat noir spoke, he was far more relieved.
âYea, I am glad the guy didnât actually stand her up. Sounds like that app she used didnât steer her wrong.â Ladybug agreed, also feeling relief about the revelation.
âIt sounds like there might be something to it.â Chat noir commented. âPurrhaps we should test our own compatibility Ladybug. Have you considered making an account?â
âWho says I do or donât already have one?â Ladybug teased.
âOh? So my lady is searching for her soulmate? How strange, I have been right here the whole time.â Chat noir joked.
Ladybug laughed.
âI assume you donât, since you have âyour soulmateâ so close.â Ladybug teased.
âPurrhaps or Purrhaps I do have one.â Chat noir purred.
âYou already used that pun earlier kitty.â
âFur real? I guess I am not on my game today.â Chat noir admitted.
âIts fine, donât force the puns on my account.â Ladybug assured.
Chat noir smile shifted from his usually cocky smirk to a softer smile.
âHey Bugaboo, could we go on patrol sometime in the future, maybe in like in a week or two? Maybe see if Andreâs stand needs protecting from akuma?âÂ
Ladybugâs expression softened. Chat noir was setting her up with the opportunity to address something that may become relevant. If it does, then she will need to tell chat noir the truth, that she is gonna have to give him a solid no, but if not, then she has the perfect person to cheer her up.
âI would like that. How about two weeks from now. I will be free then.â Ladybug answered just before her earrings beeped.
âSounds good, we can go over details later, unless you have decided today was the best time to reveal ourselves.â
âKeep dreaming.â She playfully flicked his bell. âLater kitty.â
Ladybug took off from the rooftop, leaving the cat smiling with a feeling of melancholy.
âWell now its time to wait and see.â
Chat noir heard his ring beep and headed off back home, thinking about how to go about the promised meet up depending on how things go.
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âWhat do you mean you canât delete my account!â An angry brunette shouted over the phone. She was doing her best not to pull out her hair in frustration.
âI am sorry Ms. Dupain-cheng. But as I have stated before you do not have your password and you did not use the pin we provided to your email to reset your password. Until you utilize that code to reset your password and create a new password so you can get into your account. You can not delete the account through any other method.â The tech support representative answered.
âWhy canât you send the code to my new email that I provided?â Lila asked, her agitation clearly showing.
âAs I have said before, it breaches are security guidelines. Is there any reason why you wish to delete your account?â
âIts because there is a clearly something wrong with my list.â She insisted with clear frustration.
âI will scan your account for any anomalies, one moment.â
Lila stood by the phone waiting.
âWe have looked over your account, there are no glitches or errors. Also, may I be the first to congratulate you on being the first to receive 100% compaâŚ..â
Lila hung up and she grabbed a pillow to scream into.
This had to be some sort of nightmare. How could there be no way of dealing with this!â
Chris was in his room sleeping. She was relieved that Chris was a heavy sleeper. Considering Ninoâs hobby, being able to sleep through loud noise was a must in this family. Though this was the only remote solace she got out of this hellish scenario.
Not only did Marinette top the list of compatible matches for Adrien, she was a 100% match with him and it was completely legitimate. It was like getting hit in the face with a metal bat.
Lila was racking her brain. There must be some way to stop this nightmare.
She tried to get Marinetteâs account deleted but that wouldnât work without having access to her email. Marinette was not going to willingly give out her password to her of all people. Marinette was one of the few people that didnât trust her and if she tried anything, Marinette would find out.
She needed to think, she would find a way to beat that pigtailed brat. There was no way she was letting Marinette get Adrien. Not while she could help it.
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Hawkmoth looked through the window. He was still sour from his recent defeat, however he did notice something to brighten his mood. There was so much potential negative emotions loaming over Paris. The possibility of break ups, jealousy, and loneliness. All coming from one singular reasoning, it was an all you could eat buffet for his akuma, but not one of them was strong enough to warrant sending out another akuma yet. He would wait, there would be another strong negative emotion source sooner or later.
âIt seems there is a negative to something that lets you find your soulmate. I fortunately already found mine, I just need to get her back.â Hawkmoth spoke aloud.
He was going to wait, he knew he could let the emotions fester into something far stronger, something that Ladybug and Chat noir couldnât handle. Â Perhaps he might stir the pot to make things go faster. He would need to make a plan, but for now he had other matters to attend to. He had to attend to âCivillain mattersâ.
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âAn interview?â Adrien responded in surprise.
âYes, your father has scheduled an interview for you this Friday. The network has been wanting to do an interview with you for some time and your father believes it would be a good time to do so to promote the newest fragrance.â Nathalie explained. âAs always, keep yourself composed and donât let out too much information. Avoid any rumors they might be mentioning.â
âOkay. Would it be alright if I took my friends with me?â Adrien suggested, hoping Nathalie would be willing to let him take someone.
Nathalie looked at the blond and considered the proposal. As long as Gabriel is informed and the guest doesnât cause trouble, one may not be an issue.
âYou may bring one person. I donât think your father would approve of more then that. Just be sure they are well behaved.â Nathalie answered before leaving Adrien to his own devices.
Plagg popped out of the teenâs shirt.
âOh an interview. Do you think you can request the green room to be stocked with Camembert?â The cat Kwami asked as he floated beside him.
âI will ask for some, but I need to decide who I am gonna take with me. I am surprised I am even allowed to take someone.â
âSo you are gonna take the baker girl right?âÂ
Adrien felt a faint blush appear on his face.
âW-why would you think that? I could invite Nino or âŚâ
âAdrien, donât try to bullshit me. You suck at lying.â Plagg commented.
Adrien sighed.
âAm I really that obvious?â
âYes.â
Adrien knew he wanted to bring Marinette. Sure bringing Nino would be a blast, but this would be a good way to see how Marinette would react to being apart of some of the things he does. Plus even if the compatibility test doesnât work out, he would still like to get closer with Marinette. She was a wonderful person, and she deserved to get to see what it was like when she makes it as a designer, answering questions about her latest fashion line and what not.Â
âI will give her a call to see if she isnât busy.â
âGood luck Casanova.â Plagg chuckled as he reclined in the air.
Adrien felt his pulse quicken as he looked for Marinetteâs contact information.
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Part 5 is finished (I was hoping the 1000+ notes streak in 24 hours would be kept alive. I guess I got my hopes up too quickly . I just want to say 1000 notes or not I love reading all of your feedback and you guys keep me inspired to keep writing this)
If you want part 6, please let me know. I love hearing feedback and it feeds my impulsive need to write. And I am just gonna say it.
I kinda want someone from the other class to come up to the class and go
âWhy are you all fawning over this Lila chick? Didnt that Marinette girl in your class design Jagged Stoneâs album?
ââWell yes but-â
âAnd his favorite sunglassesâ
âTrue but-â
âAnd he picked her bakery to do that episode on TVâ
âSure but-â
âDidnt Clara Nightingale practically dance with her before basically begging her on a knee to be her Ladybug?â
âNow youâre just exaggerating-â
âDidnt she also win a Gabriel Agreste contest before Adrien Agreste wore her design? And that she even impressed ChloĂŠ Bourgeoisâs fashion critic mom.â
âHow did you-â
âI also heard her world famous chef uncle named his soup after herâ
âWell great-uncle butâŚâŚâ
Damn did i forget any of her notable accomplishments because these are all news worthy, like they were actually the news. Iâd that she babysits for Nadja but i dont think thatâs common knowledge. And also she was everywhere on the news as Adrienâs girlfriend. Like how could anyone look at this girl and think she was jealous. And also how is nshe ot being mobbed at school like Adrien was at first. How could Lila not know about this (oh yeah because she aint clever and only cares about her own news)
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