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Please direct non ML questions to my main blog I give up lol

Keep asks sfw if possible

That Guy’s name is strictly forbidden

I will typically not answer messages specifically about that guy unless he’s done something stupid recently; send rants with disdain for the overall crew instead

I don’t care for fanfics or it’s culture in general; I don’t think they’re better than original works

I dislike the writing, not the characters (for the most part)

I abide by a “the author is dead but it’s ghost is haunting me” canon philosophy

The filtering feature is free

The block button is free

Please read my posts twice before you ask me about them

Not all my rants are serious; /s indicates sarcasm and /j indicates joking, I use these whenever I remember

Spanish is my native language, I am latina

There are a lot of things I don’t share on the internet, don’t assume you know about my personal experiences

Headcanons don’t count as literary arguments

PV!felix would not be a better deuteragonist than adrien don’t even try. I was so wrong lol here we believe in pre canon felix/adrien supremacy

#ml #ml au #greatest hits #self reblog

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Tempted to run polls on which stress-induced autoimmune disease each kiddo would get but idk how to best structure such polls

I feel like I would have to exclude the really debilitating ones assuming we still want them to perform as superheroes in the traditional sense

#im leaning towards something digestive for nino but also tempted by hair loss #headaches for alya? something w the neck and and back?#probably better to stick to symptom types rather than specific diagnoses for this

alright placing bets, is akumanette gonna be a) a what if scenario, b) retconned by bunnix, c) retconned by viperion, or d) actually happen but be dealt with in the least satisfying way possible

Place ur bets

A

B

C

D

Voting ended onJul 10

#anon #ask

"they already had an ep this season where Alya finds out, gets mad, and has her memory of the incident wiped"

Why do an idea once when you can do it twice and cut any emotion from it in half?

Probably the same mentality the writers had for Cat Blanc + Ephemeral

To do it in the same season is nuts to me 😭

Like they've def done this before with plots one ep apart but still

#anon #ask

Staying behind in the ML fandom after season 3

Remind me to look up tornado alley anytime I decide to travel cuz I want to stay the hell away from That

#thoughtchronicles #ask

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Not saying an Alyanette breakup couldn't be interesting, but...what is it with the show writers and their ability to do everything in the least interesting way possible. It sounds more like Alya finds out the truth instead of Adrien and that's being used in place of a love square breakup.

Bc they need to beat the liar maribug shame into the ground even further, even though they already had an ep this season where Alya finds out, gets mad, and has her memory of the incident wiped, surely that wasn't enough

#anon #ask

Idk if this is just me finally losing interest in the show but I feel like s6 was kind of a nothing burger. I feel like overall, nothing happened.

The only crazy new thing was the secret organization and even that feels so lackluster with how they introduced that plot...

You made a good choice to stop watching tbh

Giving up hope on such a shitty ass show is so liberating

Still gonna bitch about occasionally tho

#anon #ask

Gloob released the trailer for the last two episodes- looks like it's an Alyanette breakup and Marinette will be akumatized again as Nemesis; we see her battling the rest of the heroes minus Viperion and Argos.

Rena seemingly combines the Fox and Ladybug miraculouses to make it appear that Ladybug is there to fight her.

God I Know they're going to make the conflict between the girls boring as hell

#anon #ask

A new ML trailer showed Marinette getting akumatized again into Nemesis, girl's becoming the new Mr. Pigeon 🥀.

And not a single good akuma costume gotdam

#anon #ask

Fellas I hate to say I am no longer part of the IBS community 😔 I'm a celiac bitch now

To former fellow IBS hos, I leave you this: get the Monash app

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I think my brother saw the same post, cuz I had to tell him that that guy's been doing this for like 10 years and no PR person will stop him

🤝

I just hope it doesn't leak out enough to trigger a crashout of never-before-seen proportions

#anon #ask

ML broke containment

My sis came across that guy tweet discourse despite only previously being force-fed info about the series via my rants and never interacting with its content online

Where is the Scooby Doo collab with Miraculous?

ML can't outdo this transformers one RIP

#thoughtchronicles #ask

I once made a post where young adult Chloe tries starting her own fashion house to compete with Marinette's but she doesn't know what she's doing so she tries to rip off Marinette's designs (also forces Adrien to be a partner at her company, much to his distress) and a Chloe fan responded that while they found the prompt entertaining, Chloe would be too prideful to resort to copying someone else's designs

They seemed so innocently sincere in their belief that I didn't have the heart to point out that Chloe has already copied other peoples' designs 😭 It was a big part of one of the first eps in the series

Are people still pretending the show isn't violently racist and misogynist or did they finally get their heads out of their ass??

#i mean generally in the main tags #ik there will always be idiots

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Uhhh not what I was looking for but this adds Context to that one S6 ep that makes it much more suspect

Go watch 13th on netflix

It not only explains the history of mass incarceration in the US as a white supremacist response to the civil rights movement very well, it also shows how media and unquestioned biases help these horrors against humanity flourish

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