old man yells at cloud

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

come back my scarab

please come back my scarab

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person