Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong

Tarn: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

Ramjet: Cuz there's a special place saved for you in Hell.

Blurr: Well, he's locked himself in the bathroom.

Drift: Just tell him I said something.

Blurr: Said what?

Drift: Anything factually incorrect!

[Two minutes later]

Skids: Don't tell him your name, Swerve.

Prowl: (writing stuff down) Swerve.

Swerve: Way to go, Skids!

Prowl: ...

Ultra Magnus: (answers the phone) Hey.

Drift: Come back to bed!

Skids: Swerve, where did you hide the vodka?

First Aid: (screams)

Chromedome: Magnus! Put your pants back on!

Rodimus: Ay yo, pass the weed!

First Aid: Oh my God! It's finally happening!

Pharma: (falls over)

Soundwave: Yes?

Rumble: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Soundwave: ...

Cyclonus: Yeah.

Whirl: (turns to Tailgate) What about you?

Tailgate: Yeah, I'm free.

Whirl: Good because I'm not, you two go on without me. Enjoy your date (leaves)

Vortex: You're right, First Aid...violence can't be the answer.

First Aid: Correct, Vortex. Now, on to the next lesso-

Vortex: Violence is the question.

Vortex: And the answer is yes!

Flamewar: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Slipstream: A realist sees a freight train.

Spinster: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

Ultra Magnus: Where's Getaway?