Incorrect Mysterious Benedict Society Quotes

Sticky:

Constance:

Reynie: What kind of question is that?

Kate: A hypothetical one. Just answer.

Reynie: Okay.... Well, they'd catch Sticky pretty easily, but probably return him after five minutes because... well... ya know

Sticky: Fair. Continue, I'm intrigued.

Reynie: Kate would be taken to the nest and acclimate with the family within hours. Within days she'd be like Tarzan, and within weeks, she'd be the Queen of the forest.

Kate: Obviously. And Reynie would befriend the baby birds and turn them to his side, then overtake the whole clan.

Reynie: Yep

Sticky: What about Constance?

Kate: Hmmm... I dunno. What do you think, Connie?

Constance: I'd kick them in the balls and run away. I won't be taken down by some stupid birds.

Sticky:

Reynie:

Sticky: I don't think birds have...

Sticky: Yes, everything is.

Constance: Are shadows?

Sticky:

Constance: I promised other people I'd be on my worst behavior, and I gave my word, so...

Reynie: I am a cashier at a farmer’s market in Stonetown. We sell a huge variety of stuff, including fresh shrimp. Today a child walked by our shrimp cooler and started chanting,

Tai: Shrimp! Heaven! NOW!

Reynie: Emphasis on the “now”. Eventually leading his sister to say-

Constance: Please, Tai, we can’t keep doing this.

Reynie: What is Shrimp Heaven? Why does Tai need it now? What are my responsibilities in this situation, if any?

Kate (reading): “I’m confused and delighted by this sloganeering child, but I fear something darker may lay under the surface.” That’s from Sh- Shrimp Jesus Will Return…

Kate: What do you mean?

Reynie: Don’t you get the little voice in your head that tells you if you’re going to get in trouble?

Kate: No?