#incorrectmbsquotes

SQ: *sheepishly knocks on the door to his uncle’s office*: Sorry… can I come in?

Nicholas: *jumps up in excitement knocking everything off his desk*: Nephew! Come in! Make yourself at home! Have a snack! <3

vs.

Rhonda: What are you, darling? Where’s your costume?

Constance: This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

Nicholas: I’m sorry Nathaniel. I regret leaving you, but it’s clear that any trace of the brother I loved is gone, and you’ve given me no choice.

Nathaniel: *mocking* Oh if anything Nicky, your betrayal made me stronger. It fueled me. I feel nothing for you now.

Number 2: Oh please. You both adopted children that remind you of each other because you miss each other so much.

SQ: *in the middle of painting*: Awe thanks <3

SQ: Please don’t hurt my dad. I know he’s done bad things, but I still care about him.

Curtain *holding baby SQ in a meeting*: first order of business. Seeing as one of my best employees has died and the other parent is not in the picture, I naturally will be adopting his child, as it is known how incredibly paternal and charitable I am. Don’t think this is about me feeling guilty about something, or about me being sad because I want a family, or about me trying to lovingly shove a baby into a brother size hole that was ripped into my heart because it’s not.

Milligan and Garrison: *exchange confused and concerned looks*

Number Two:

I’m big enough to admit that I’m often inspired by myself.

I am super chill all the time!

There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives.

Rhonda:

*constance brings in a three legged dog* I’m so sorry, I have to ask this, but how many legs did that dog have when you found him?

Constance:

I totally hear you, but also , erm I don’t like what your saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom.

I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.

Time is money, Money is power, Power is pizza, Pizza is knowledge. Let’s go!

Child beauty pageants are idiotic. But then I found out the winner of Little Miss Stonetown gets $600. I can be idiotic for $600.

To Mr. Benedict: I guess I kinda hate most things, but I never really seem to hate you. I’d like to spend the rest of my childhood with you, is that cool?

Milligan:

When I eat, it is the food that is scared

If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

Kate:

I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.

One person’s annoying is another person’s inspiring and heroic.

Mr. Benedict:

I promised myself I wasn’t going to cry tonight, and I’ve already broken that promise five times. But I will not break it a sixth.

Lucky for me, I’ve processed all my feelings. I’ve gone through the five stages of grief. Denial, anger, journaling, cat adoption, cat returning to the adoption place, screaming into the wilderness, chopping up all the trees in the forest, and not giving a hoot.

What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.

Sticky:

Oh my god! Hey, Dr. Buttons! I mean, my old calculator. It doesn’t have a name.

Dr. Curtain:

My body is finely tuned like a microchip, and the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the whole system.

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to because then there’s more room for me on the low road.

Referring to the whisperer: Do you think a depressed person could make this? No!

Constance: What does claustrophobic mean?

Kate: I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus

Constance: (smiles vindictively) Ho! Ho! Ho!

Kate: Stop it, Constance you’re scaring him!

Rest of the Society: ….