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The English language lacks requisite words to express how much I dislike you.

- Kion, to Janja

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Fuli, to Bunga: If i die in this maze, I will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Ono: Well, in theory you’d both be ghosts. So i’m not sure how you would-

Fuli: ONO! NOT HELPING!

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Janja: Oh no. You did not just call me shallow, did you?

Kion: If you mean do i think i could stand in a puddle full of you and not get my feet wet? Then yeah.

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Simba: Jasiri, you speak English very well.

Jasiri: WHAT?! What do you think my native language is?!

Simba: Uh…Hyena-spanic?

Jasiri: Wow. You just managed to be offensive to pretty much everyone on the pridelands and the outlands at the same time.

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Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.

- Simba after he made Kion the leader of the lion guard

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I’m not great at advice. Can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- Fuli, trying to give advice

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Kiara, in the hospital reading letters: “Get well soon. Love, Tiifu.”

Kiara: “Miss you, love Zuri”.

Kiara: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Kion.”

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Kion: I should go check on Jasiri. I haven’t seen him in so long. It’s hard to even remember what he looks like.

Ono: Kion, it’s been three minutes.

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Kiara: Do you wanna lose all this and go back to the dark place where we had nothing?

Kion: Girl, we grew up in royalty. Our parents are the king and queen of the pridelands.

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Bunga: I’ve never seen this side of you. It’s so sweet.

Fuli: Yeah well if you tell everyone, i’ll kill you.

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Nala: And where are the kids?

Simba: Oh, probably off somewhere being supportive of each other.

*Cut to Kiara and Kion fighting each other*

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Kion: And this is where i’d put a normal day in the Pridelands.

Kion: If i had one!

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Kion: You’re a jerk.

Janja: Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?

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Bunga: Kion?

Kion: Crap, you guys better go.

Bunga: But…

Kion: No “buts”, Bunga. My dad already doesn’t like you.

Bunga: Wait, he doesn’t?

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Kiara: A little sisterly advice, If you weren’t always trying too hard you wouldn’t be in the way.

Kion: Actually, Kiara. This is called “helping”. And i’m not in the way; you are.

Kion: [slams his face into a wall]

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Bunga: *crying*

Random Pridelander: Sir, could you please control your little boy because-

Timon: Oh, you are not telling me how to raise my child!

Pumbaa: You do not tell this man how to raise his child!

Bunga: You do not tell him how to raise me!

Timon: Mmm-mm!

Pumbaa: No you do not!

Bunga: You have no idea what this man has done!

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