Put Narvin In A Compliance Collar

Narvin: Leela leela leela leela no thoughts only leela biting her I’d let her bite me leela <3 my beloved <3 leela

Brax: I've been a bad girl. Romana: What did you do kitten? Brax: T-t-tax evasion Romana:

Narvin: Is this amount of sarcasm always necessary? Brax: Necessary? No. But I do like it.

Brax: Let me tell you a little story Ace: You have to? Brax: I'm afraid so.

Leela: You need to react when people cry. Narvin: I did. I rolled my eyes.

Narvin, seeing Leela babying Romana: What happened? Leela, putting a bandaid on Romana's finger: Romana got a papercut. Narvin, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday I was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "Shut up!" Leela: That's because you were screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" You're either stabbed or you aren't.

(After Erasure) Leela: where am I? Elbon: well, you’re in the Capitol. This man saved your life. He performed CPR for five hours straight Narvin: yeah, they said you’d be okay after the first few minutes… but I just wanted to be sure

Leela: Now explain it to me again, why can’t i cause the distraction? Romana: Oh, we’ve been over this. Narvin: You ruined that woman’s 995th birthday. Leela: She’s fine!

Leela: It costs nothing to be kind! Narvin: Shutting the fuck up is also free.

Romana: And now a word from our lawyer. Brax: Don't.

Narvin: I didn't ask for the attitude. Ace: I know, it's on the house.

Hana: I thought I might stay over tonight. Garis: [Why?] Hana: Because we're girfriend and girlfriend. Garis: [To do what?] Hana: Hana: I'm actually not sure.

Leela: Who ate all the raisins out of the trail mix? Veklin: I hate cashews and Brazil nuts are gross!

Romana: Dating Leela is great. Narvin: So great. Brax: The best. Romana: But she tends to be a tad judgmental. Narvin: Almost punitive. Brax: She's a monster. Romana: That’s why the three of us formed a secret alliance to help each other cover up our little mistakes.

Romana: Uh, why is Narvin lying face down on the ground? Is he dead? Leela: He’s not dead. He’s just having an existential crisis.

Veklin: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the dirt! Leela: I'm sorry, I didn't actually sleep very well. I dreamt a very upsetting musical number.

Romana: Look, I need help. Brax: Political help? Narvin: Financial help? Ace: Emotional help? Leela: Help moving a body? [everyone looks at Leela] Leela: ... What?