#elbon

Elbon: No, I won't let you do just one appendectomy. Akadian: But I'm a man. Elbon: But not a doctor. Arkadian: Can I talk to a doctor? Elbon: You are talking to a doctor. Arkadian: I need a clicky pen. Elbon: No. Arkadian: A sharpy thing? Elbon: No.

You know, Elbon is a bit of a dick, but he makes a good point on how Gallifrey needs the outlanders but is trying not to admit it

Leela: (about Romana) Could she be mostly dead? But not all dead, 'cause mostly dead is still slightly alive? Elbon: Yeah, that's not a thing.

Brax: Really, there was no harm done. Romana: Elbon says they broke seven of your ribs and fractured your clavicle. Brax: Ah, but got off several cutting remarks that no doubt did serious damage to their egos.

Elbon: Always remember the “ABC” rule in first aid. Elbon: A Elbon: Bone Elbon: Coming out through the skin is very bad.

Leela: Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table Elbon: autopsy tables are only used for when you are already dead, pease use the correct term and say vivisection table

Hallan: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Elbon: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.