Who The Fuck Are You?

Tanner: Sure, I’d love to see Than get punched.

Matthew: Try again.

Than: I saved the day!

Tanner: No, you plugged ten fax machines into one outlet and caused a fire.

Than: But I pointed to the fire extinguisher and was like, “The fire extinguisher’s over there.”

Aries: Brittnay Matthews - The hella angry and intense blonde cheerleader who gives second rate handjobs

Taurus: Deandra - QUEEN of loosing her arms, eating food, and pooping.

Gemini: Jonathan "Than" Getslinhaumer - He's gay! But wait... He's not gay. He once gave a guy a blowjob through a hole in the bathroom wall.

Cancer: Jenna Dapananian - She never knows what's going on and gets really happy when she's finally involved with something

Leo: Mackenzie Zales - Head cheerleader, homecoming queen, AND part-time model

Virgo: Ashley Katchadorian - She was in charge for the snacks in the cheer squad, but she betrayed the cheer squad attempted a join rival team. Also is terrible at keeping secrets.

Libra: Saison Marguerite - She is, umm, how you say? French. But some people say she's from Canada. She steals Brittnay's boyfriend and gets pregnant with a, how you say, baby.

Scorpio: Jenna Darabond - Queen of burning down malls, hipsterism, and revenge. I think she's dead now.

Sagittarius: Bridget Tice - Rachel Tice's older and saracastic sister who works at a pizza place with a manager that has only one ball.

Capricorn: Judith Dinsmore - NERRRRRDDDDDDD

Aquarius: Shay Van Buren - Queen of becoming leader of the cheersquad after nine years of rejection from the cheersquad. Keeps it 110% all the time and is apart of the most popular family in Oakland Park.