don't be such a sourwolf.

Texting me is like ordering something online because most likely you won’t hear back for 4-5 business days. 

WHAT THE F UCK IS TH IS

You’re all going to get taken out by the KGB 

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

So did Eve and look where that got her

I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. 

Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.

Can I just eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man? I don’t like not wearing a bra, as weird as that may be.

Of course. Bra wearing is optional in the apocalypse.

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

“Can I please just go to my lessons and get an education”

All he EVER wanted was just to go to school.

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

i am all for the normalization of sex but can we stop telling young and teenage girls to be hoes and suck dick and break hearts….sex is hardly power at this age it’s more or less just emotionally damaging

I love dramatically looking out windows on public transportation

THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.

“Sweetheart, its easier for you to just bear it than it is for us to teach him to stop. Mkay?”

reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

I LOVE THOSE

bringing this back on your dashes

This is the most wholesome post on tumblr.

I love all of these!

Your parents have chinchillas??? That is AWESOME!!!

*we interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcasting* ….This is honestly neither a statement for nor against the movies, but I felt that everyone definitely needed to see it. For… reasons?

I cannot unsee Voldemort in Stockings.

#I’d heard the story behind this but never seen the pictures…

when 👍 you 👍 look 👍 at 👍 the 👍 night 👍 sky 👍 and 👍 remember 👍 aliens 👍 are  👍 out 👍 there 👍 somewhere 👍 

use 👏 the 👏 clapping 👏 emoji 👏 and 👏 meme 👏 right 👏

Let 👏 nasa 👏 do 👏 what 👏 they 👏 want 👏 with 👏 their 👏 alien 👏 positivity 👏 posts 👏 you 👏 salty 👏 fuck 👏