Invisible To Smart People

"im like patric bateman but a girl" u dont even listen to huey lewis. and the news

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

Pokemon Testosterone and Pokemon Estrogen

the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can't be sure that that's what he was doing but one coworker said "yknow. people swallow several spiders every year" and my other coworker said "well that's just- it's not true. it's a- no, you'd wake up" and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

human dick got me betraying homeworld

new mountain dew baka blast because youre so stupid

Guy who tells a lot of personal stories but the more he does it the more you realize they're all plots from different episodes of the simpsons

You call him out on it but he has photographs proving every single thing he said is true

You realize someone working on the simpsons has been plagiarizing this guy's oddly eventful personal life for the last 30 years

i'm not like other girls. i'm an evil wizard

and yet you don’t have the url… i’d cast a fireball at ya if you were worth the spell slot

if i needed a themed blog and url to signal to people that i'm an evil wizard i would've quit out of shame already

i bet on crazy frogs

we are the daughters of the cocks & balls you couldn't torture

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