Big Werewolf Energy

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

cant even enjoy my somno kink. because of woke

you are the weakest twink goodbye

add another clove of garlic im not driving

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

Pet play? Can they really get dogs to memorize lines…?

why am i experience pain

i forgot to go eat something after making this reblog

I work at a restaurant and nothing will ever beat the time this woman threw an absolute hissy fit at brunch because we ran out of home fries and all we had were french fries, she yelled at me, she demanded to speak to my manager, and when she’s in the middle of complaining, my manager just stopped her and went “hey do you want a hug?” and this woman went “what?” and my manager was like “you just seem super upset about the shape of these potatoes and I thought maybe you needed a hug” fucking hysterical, I got to watch a human blue screen in real life, absolutely the best way to shame someone for their nonsense I’ve ever seen

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store